Exclusive FreeOnes Interviews With Interesting Members

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Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
as gay as this is, it might be kinda funny.

i mean, have you ever wondered what is really going on behind the font?

No. Hell no. Hell fucking no.

Then members actually become PEOPLE.

I'm happy thinking that members are fat bald men from Jersey who've never been in the same room with a real naked woman much less stick their dick in their pussy for the .0001 second it takes them to cum.
 

PirateKing

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I think I'll just go the pornstar route and troll you guys on my interview.

Who's your favorite pornstar?
That's a tough one. Probably like...jenna jameson. lol

What do you like most about porn?
The sex. And the cum. lol!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Well this one time, in band camp, I stuck a saxophone up my ass and played music with my flatulence. Then I returned it to Dirk. Did I mention that I pee in his cereal regularly?

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StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
No. Hell no. Hell fucking no.

Then members actually become PEOPLE.

I'm happy thinking that members are fat bald men from Jersey who've never been in the same room with a real naked woman much less stick their dick in their pussy for the .0001 second it takes them to cum.

Totally wrong. I've never quite made it to the pussy. I usually jizz at the mere thought of...uh oh. I just made a mess.
 
Sounds like a plan to me. We could do a weekly one. Just come up with some interesting questions and lets do it.
 
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