everyone should know...

[Spleen]

that i just fucked my girlfriend and made her squirt 3, count 'em, THREEE times!

whos the man? oh ya baby

My record was 3 too, but after that it started to smell a bit bad...

 

[ChefChiTown]

that i just fucked my girlfriend and made her squirt 3, count 'em, THREEE times!

Eh, no big deal. I usually make your girlfriend squirt 7 or 8 times, sooooo...:dunno:

whos the man? oh ya baby

Me. I'm the man.

 

[Timbobjambo]

Does everybody have their girlfriends squirting? A well screw it i can life without a girl peeing all over my bed.

Anyways good job i think.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Congrats man now go for four lol

 

[Skyraider22]

that i just fucked my girlfriend and made her squirt 3, count 'em, THREEE times!

whos the man? oh ya baby

Way to go .......You the Man:glugglug::thumbsup:

 

[Legzman]

that i just fucked my girlfriend and made her squirt 3, count 'em, THREEE times!

whos the man? oh ya baby

I give a shit...why? :dunno:

 

[squallumz]

my girl does it too. but she cums hard once and thats that.

 

[preciouslili]

The only reason I stop at three is I'm to tired. If I could keep going I'd never stop. As far as squirting, well I know it's not spit. Where did that come from?
flylicker

 

[danielhurlbut]

its just spit, trust me a woman can not have that many orgasms ive beenwatching porn for a while i've seen the way they stop at two.

man, wtf are you talking about obviously you dont know the ways of the sexual samurai. so just keep to yourself about these feats of wonder.

 

[danielhurlbut]

The only reason I stop at three is I'm to tired. If I could keep going I'd never stop. As far as squirting, well I know it's not spit. Where did that come from?
flylicker

i could go all fucking day if it werent for my girlffriend. she gets so sore after im beatin it up for a while, cant walk right sometimes. its pussy squirt it comes out of her pussy idk exactly the specific spot where it comes out but its def not pee, everyone knows that.

 

[Imagine]

This is getting sad, but alright, I'll play. Does your girlfriend know about about the affair you're apparently having with your own ego?

 

[danielhurlbut]

This is getting sad, but alright, I'll play. Does your girlfriend know about about the affair you're apparently having with your own ego?

ya but she knows im that good too:thumbsup:

 

[h00t3rl0v3r]

"Listen to me.... I am fantastic!!!!" (I think.....)


Yawn............

 

[D-rock]

Congratulations, now you can finally check something of your list.

 

[tunsty]

Let us know when you get the certificate put up. :hatsoff:

 

[CRASHnBURN]

that i just fucked my girlfriend and made her squirt 3, count 'em, THREEE times!

whos the man? oh ya baby

nice man, I can only make her squirt twice. :thumbsup:

 

[ChefChiTown]

i could go all fucking day if it werent for my girlffriend. she gets so sore after im beatin it up for a while, cant walk right sometimes. its pussy squirt it comes out of her pussy idk exactly the specific spot where it comes out but its def not pee, everyone knows that.

The fact that you use the phrase "beatin it up for a while" makes everything you say seem completely fake and uncredible. Who talks like that? Seriously? Where do people get the idea that saying things like "beatin it up for a while" is ok?

Are people actually impressed when they hear things like that? Do girls actually go for guys who talk like this? If so...

"Yo bitch...my jean bean is ready to slam yo shit up until your thigh meat cries."

Ladies? I'm waiting...

 

[BlueBalls]

I can top that :wave: I just took a shit and made myself squirt 9 times WHO DA MAN :rubbel:

 

[danielhurlbut]

The fact that you use the phrase "beatin it up for a while" makes everything you say seem completely fake and uncredible. Who talks like that? Seriously? Where do people get the idea that saying things like "beatin it up for a while" is ok?

Are people actually impressed when they hear things like that? Do girls actually go for guys who talk like this? If so...

"Yo bitch...my jean bean is ready to slam yo shit up until your thigh meat cries."

Ladies? I'm waiting...

First i would like to appologize to you for the pain and suffering You Might have undergone from reading that. im sorry that my vernacular doesnt stand up to your intellectual might(we all know youre smart, youre cool). second, spending all your time on freeones patrolling what people say about their own personal lives makes you seem totally awesome and someone a would def stay away from you judgemental son of a bitch

 

[Sicario]

^^^ :laugh: :rofl2: Somehow my spider sense tells me that your Christmas tree is going light up RED!!! ^^^