ever sustain a sexual INJURY?

[squallumz]

the whole painful blowjob thread got me thinking.

anyone sustain a sexual injury? a friend of mine, got a pretty nasty one once.

he was banging his wife, and was thinking he was a porn star (so he says) and said he was giving it to her really hard doggy style and his cock ran into her pelvic bone and it bruised to really bad. he said it turned black and filled with blood. he went to the doctor and they told him they had to make an incision around his cock, roll the skin down and drain the blood. he left after that. he said it went away on his own eventually.

yikes.

as for myself, ive had sex a few times with just my zipper down and i got really fucking scratched up from the friction. i had no idea it was happening burning the sex but after omfg. it was on fire. it hurt so bad that i almost couldnt have sex. it burned like a bitch when i put it in her, and it was very painful, but we were young and did it anyway.

 

[Caitlain]

There are times I'm glad I don't have a penis! lol

I've really only sustained bite marks and bruises from being slapped, but nothing catastrophic or as....pain-inducing as those penis injuries sound. :eek:

 

[cartman24]

My zipper got a tiny section of my junk once, that was really painful. Nothing during sex though.

 

[Imagine]

Tennis elbow. Does that count?

 

[Big Black Dick]

I pulled a groin muscle once when I was fuckin' a chick standing up in a bathroom stall at a club. We were on a strange angle and I was trying to pound her a certain way and my foot slipped and I pulled my groin. I had to limp my way back to the dance floor. Pretty sad.

Another time I was having a 'nooner' with a woman I was working with and we were back at her place and she was a freaky lil' facial fiend. I had her on her back and was drilling her hard into the sofa cushions and when I came I popped my nutt all over her face and the first stream of cum out of my cock just hit her right in the eye really hard. She just started squealing like she always did but this time it was because she had so much cum in her eye. We were late for getting back to work so she just quickly wiped it off and we ran back back to work real fast. She kept complaining all day about her eye and how the cum got under her contact. Her eye got started to get infected and she had to leave work early to go home and flush it out. She had to make up some lame excuse so her husband didn't know how it really happened.

 

[senob44]

One time I was eating out a girl and she was bucking so hard that she busted open my lip.
Other than that, I've sustained bruises from bite marks and typical stuff like that.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I was in my bedroom with my girlfriend (at the time) and she was in the mood...as was I, of course. We both wanted to have sex but my parents were downstairs and we didn't want them to hear us. Well, I thought it was a good idea to tell her "It's ok, just bite my shoulder if you feel like screaming". Stupidest thing I've ever said to a girl.

She bit me so hard that she completely went through the skin and left horribly painful teeth marks. I couldn't stop the bleeding for like 20 minutes and I had a bruise the size of a pumpkin. It hurt so bad that I hated wearing shirts for a few weeks.

 

[jdb67]

I pulled a Hamstring and sustained a concussion during a rather vigorous session of Doggie..... It was that bad that I couldnt walk unassisted for about three days. I was about 32yrs old at the time and I was spending quite a lot of my spare time at this nice little Pub where the Waitresses were very easy on the eye. I was quite keen on this little blonde about 13yrs my Junior who was quite friendly and didnt mind a good time out.... she could drink like a fish!! So, I decide that I will Take her out after she finishes work one night... Im thinking A late supper, a few drinks and back to my place for a bit of doona wrestling.... Like I said, this girl could drink like a fish and we ended up having a marathon drinking session that lasted about 13hrs!!! We did end up at my place and the action commenced the moment I got the front door closed....

Have you ever been so horny and drunk at the same time that you have a Hard on that would rival a high tensile steel bar? Well thats what happened to me.... This bastard was so hard, I could have poked holes in the wall!! My 19yr old sex kitten was so high from the grog and the pills she was taking (pills are not my thing) that she wanted me to fuck her in every way possible!! To cut a long story short, after about an hour of some very intense sex, I had her face down on my kitchen table and I was smashing her from behind, I was drenched in sweat and all I wanted to do was come and collapse!! I was just at the edge, all I had to do was topple over.... But I just couldnt blow my load!! It was so damn imposible!!! Im thinking just that little bit extra.... Im so tense, I thought the muscles in my back were going to snap!!... They didnt, but my left hamstring did!!

I start howling from pain, my 19yr old date starts screaming encouragement thinking Im coming!!! When I back out, she spins around off the table drops to her knees and grabs me by the back of my legs and stuffs my cock in her mouth!! I started screaming from agony because she's dug her claws into the back of my legs and into the injured area of my hamstring causing me to thrust into her mouth and hit her in the back of the throat!! She starts gagging and I finally come!! Next thing you know, she's got sperm coming out of her nose!! I finally collapse when she lets me go, hitting my head on the wall on the way down.

Needless to say that was the most excrusiating orgasm I have ever had.

 

[pancha]

jdb, thats an awesome story! this thread reminds me of the scene from lethal weapon with renee russo and mel gibson!

 

[Becks...poamr]

One time I was eating out a girl and she was bucking so hard that she busted open my lip.

I remember that night. 22nd birthday. :nanner:

 

[D-rock]

as for myself, ive had sex a few times with just my zipper down and i got really fucking scratched up from the friction. i had no idea it was happening burning the sex but after omfg. it was on fire. it hurt so bad that i almost couldnt have sex. it burned like a bitch when i put it in her, and it was very painful, but we were young and did it anyway.

I've never got one, but I think it's obvious that zippers have never been a man's best friend. :1orglaugh

 

[squallumz]

I've never got one, but I think it's obvious that zippers have never been a man's best friend. :1orglaugh

oh man, tell me about it. :1orglaugh

 

[slowhand]

Nope never did but as some said the zipper one gets you once in a while.

 

[ChefChiTown]

One time, I had a really bad case of blue balls and when I finally got to "release", it hurt like hell. Does that count?

 

[squallumz]

One time, I had a really bad case of blue balls and when I finally got to "release", it hurt like hell. Does that count?

id say yeah. i had that happen to me once too. i had never believed it til then.

 

[ChefChiTown]

id say yeah. i had that happen to me once too. i had never believed it til then.

I wish girls could feel how horrible blue balls feel. That way, they would stop being such a God damned tease so often.

Seriously, I was "this close" to crying when that happened. It felt like every single nerve that was connected to my testicles was on fire.

 

[BlueBalls]

Rolled off the bed once and hit my head nothing serious though

 

[squallumz]

I wish girls could feel how horrible blue balls feel. That way, they would stop being such a God damned tease so often.

Seriously, I was "this close" to crying when that happened. It felt like every single nerve that was connected to my testicles was on fire.

yeah, my case happened in highschool with a new gf i snuck out to meet. we made out all fucking night didnt have sexs but came pretty close) and i went home before sunrise and when i got home my whole groin area hurt with like a charlie horse type pain. i had no idea what was happening at the time. i remember it went away after awhile, but it was a long while, or at least what seemed to be a long while.

 

[thapie]

my gf(at the time) was messing around stroking me and then zipping me back in my trousers ,back n forth until one time she caught my cock in the zipper , my foreskin was pulled back so that the zipper bit right into my head. blood and pain were an issue but the worst thing ,for me , was fearing the trip to the emergency room , we managed to rip the zipper out and i still have a little scar on the side of my cockhead but no longer have the same girl friend , things never really worked out for us .

 

[ChefChiTown]

yeah, my case happened in highschool with a new gf i snuck out to meet. we made out all fucking night didnt have sexs but came pretty close) and i went home before sunrise and when i got home my whole groin area hurt with like a charlie horse type pain. i had no idea what was happening at the time. i remember it went away after awhile, but it was a long while, or at least what seemed to be a long while.

Oh God, that sucks.

Mine happened on my birthday one year. My ex was going down on me (which she hardly ever did, so I was certainly enjoying it) and as I was getting pretty close to losing it, I could hear one of my parents start walking down the stairs, so I had to zip up really quick.

A couple minutes later, my ex left and went home. I didn't see her again for 4 or 5 days and when I finally came that night, it was more painful than anything else.