Ever Had Deja Vu?

pornophile

Banned
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/alanna-thomas said:
Alanna Thomas[/URL][/B], post: 4576030, member: 377282"]I worked at DejaVu for six years. You did mean the strip club chain, right?

May I bother you for a lapdance? :nannerf1:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I once got drunk in a seedy bar in TJ, and woke up in a taxi cab that was abandoned in a junk yard. And somebody shaved my balls, and wrote the word "douchebag" on my forehead with a red Sharpie. When I tried to get out of the cab, I realized that they had tied my hands to the steering wheel with duct tape. While I was yelling for help in broken Spanglish, I realized: Damn! This whole situation seems awfully familiar!
 
I remember you. You're the one who came in his pants, aren't you? :eek:

Actually, I got a strip from a black broad. Didn't even get to see any of her goodies down there because I was cheap as hell when I went there. Ithink I dropped a $20 on her. :D I have heard some of those strippers offer you sex for like $300.00, but no way was I paying that much for sex.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Many times, and if someone is around, I make sure to tell them about it.
 
I once got drunk in a seedy bar in TJ, and woke up in a taxi cab that was abandoned in a junk yard. And somebody shaved my balls, and wrote the word "douchebag" on my forehead with a red Sharpie. When I tried to get out of the cab, I realized that they had tied my hands to the steering wheel with duct tape. While I was yelling for help in broken Spanglish, I realized: Damn! This whole situation seems awfully familiar!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bsXOcK9_Cw
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I once got a case of it. Several trips to the doctor and several painful shots later, it was cleared up, but it did leave some scaring.
 
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