ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

best porn type experience youve had

  • threesome

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • more than 2 partners at once (orgy)

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • tag team

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • anal

    Votes: 9 45.0%
  • just dirty nasty sex (swallowing, facials, spanking, etc)

    Votes: 14 70.0%
  • other (please explain below)

    Votes: 6 30.0%

  • Total voters
    20
  • Poll closed .
Yeah if you ever get the Chance for nailing two chicks take advantage. The Chance doesn't come around near often enough.
 
I have basically completed my fantasies, thanks entirely to the Porn stars that I have been meeting since 1989. Pending fantasises are meeting a few Porn stars from Hungary, Czech Republic and US.
 

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I have basically completed my fantasies, thanks entirely to the Porn stars that I have been meeting since 1989. Pending fantasises are meeting a few Porn stars from Hungary, Czech Republic and US.

i should have mentioned that you are the picture of fullfilling pornesque fantasies. i cant even imagine. rock on yo.

and fox. THATS what im fucking talking about. i had no idea.

good replies from everyone. :D
 
man fox, the only strange sexual thing ive had done was a little biting. and yes there was a little blood. it wasnt hers so no ideas. i should try and catch up eh? i need to catch up eh?
 
Yeah if you ever get the Chance for nailing two chicks take advantage. The Chance doesn't come around near often enough.
Been there. Done that. (Saigon during a not so very nice time).

Never really liked it.

fox: You've lived one very interesting life!

cheers,
 
I forgot to mention - and I thoroughly intend to - that my porn experiences all added together and multiplied by TEN are nothing compared to the real porn experiences of Seth, who is probably the luckiest man I know, and a man who knows exactly what to do with money

Fox

Fox, you are not bad yourself. Those stories of yours are preety HOT.

I remember Phyllisha Anne and I drinking an entire bottle of Cuervo Gold Tequila Blue and then going to the beach and start making love in one of those beach chairs that has a top, but no one knew what we were doing until the high winds blew the top down. The next thing was everyone switched the viewing towards us, including a state trooper, but since it was 4th of July, I guess he gave us a chance. Anyway, we kept going until we both came..some people applauded, while others could not believe what they had witnessed and a State Trooper walking away from the Lust Scene. This is one of many reasons why I rather book Pornstars who can care less of who, what when and how!
 
I know: I'm still only 25. I'm hoping the next 25 years are as wild and crazy as the first 25 but with a little less pain and even more sex. To anyone who loves my stories I say, it's easy, just get out there and do it. Anything's possible if you don't limit yourself. Now I want to get a record contract, and someday, sleep with twice as many pornstars as Seth :)


Thanks. :) Means a lot coming from you. I have a lot more. I'd trade every one of them in a second for the women you've had. But I will have those women someday, and the good thing is, between Viagra and the fact that money is money, even when I'm 75, I can still sleep with pornstars.



THAT is a hot ass fucking fantasy. Hot and delicious. Phylishia Ann has one of the most edible gorgeous asses I've ever seen. Hot tanned lithe body too. Nice abs. I want her. You're way too lucky. Care to share any more? I'm so impressed that she did that! Did you actually date her or was that a pse?


The doctor doesn't lie, neither do I. Honestly, iaf, go check out his posts on the "ever meet a pornstar" or "how much does it cost" or "pornstar escort" thread, can't remember which. He has reviews of some of the women he's been with as escorts. A lot of people know about him, he's well known in the pse scene as one of the favourite clients of the pornstars, so they say. He's been doing it for years. It's really not unaffordable if you have a decent income.

As for troopers not acting in that situation, I'll admit he was lucky, but you'd be surprised what some officers let go by, especially on a holiday, especially on the beach in Cali. We've been let go many times after having public sex. I was only every written up once. Baltimore Greyhound Station, 2001. Got a ticket for public exposure in the men's restroom for fucking my girl in there. It was great. No fine, just a "warning ticket". Baltimore PD let us go right away. Have been caught doing it in cars about 10 times and on the beach once (Fort Lauderdale). Always just warning, ignoring, or pretending we weren't coitally connected and getting away with it.

I might drop her an e-mail one day, but for a different reason. Because I want to see the sexual bunny bouncing all over my carrot!

You called him a liar, iaf, it's understandable he said you envy him. I know he's not a liar and I don't think you envy him either. You're both good guys, there shouldn't be bad feelings between you.

You don't know that he doesn't have what you have, and while we both know he doesn't have exactly what you have, no-one has exactly what anyone has and we all have some good and some bad things. I know you iaf so I know you don't wanna fuck all those pornstars, that's very noble of you to be so faithful to what must be a wonderful partner for you, but I assure you some cops aren't assholes (ok, just one or two haha :) ) and that Seth has fucked half the porn fantasy girls alive. Well, 80 of them.

No need to fight lads. Let's fuck instead.

No, no, no... not each other! I meant let's fuck some hot girls! Put your penises away! Though I must say that one is rather big. ;)

I'm not fighting just expressing my POV from a frustrating comment of a person I have never done any harm nor do I care what he has done in this world. I just came here to share some of my TRUE stories (I'm 45 years old) with my fellow board members, plain and simple!

Now regarding your question, that was a weekend PSE (costly, but unforgettable). There are a few other wilder ones, but perhaps, I will share them someday.

Cheers.
 
Fox,

You and I have visited many different nations but at entierly different perspectives. When I was sent out of the States, I was sent by the government and the people I was sent to meet usually didn't appreciate my presence there.

LOL, 25 sounds almost a lifetime ago...

(I'm 45 years old)
Hey there old fart

cheers,
the other old fart
 
Yeah, act innocent.
Stick to your own thread until you grow up.
We don't need your sarcasm until you deal with your envy.
Then you can get rid of it and move on with your life.
Again, I (among others) only want to help you dude.
 
Yeah, act innocent.
Stick to your own thread until you grow up.
We don't need your sarcasm until you deal with your envy.
Then you can get rid of it and move on with your life.
Again, I (among others) only want to help you dude.
What the fuck? You're the one who started dragging shit from another thread in here, just like you're doing now.

I don't really appreciate people who non-chalantly cheat on their partners, and you call that envy? You, sir, are a goddamn genius.
 
What the fuck? You're the one who started dragging shit from another thread in here, just like you're doing now.
Dude, your sarcasm and self-inflicted self-pity is rather tiresome. You go around judging others without hesitation.

I don't really appreciate people who non-chalantly cheat on their partners,
BINGO! Yes, we have a winner! Damn if I counldn't have pegged you better!
and you call that envy? You, sir, are a goddamn genius.
Yes I am. If you even cared to take note of people other than yourself, You Might actually know and respect the relationship Fox has with his lover -- instead of calling him a "cheater." Who's the moral bigot now?

Sorry, but your self-inflicted self-pity causes you to go around judging people. I so wish I could pull you out of that rut, as a friend, I honestly want to. But instead, you've decided to hate the world for what you don't have. Man, now you really do have my pity.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are just too many women out there to see this. Get out there. Get laid, loved, whatever you need. Man, I know there is a lot more positives to you than what I'm saying. Please put away the attitudes, judgement and envy and get out there! I know you're a nice guy, I wish I could see it.
 
Dude, your sarcasm and self-inflicted self-pity is rather tiresome. You go around judging others without hesitation.
Again you're dragging shit from another thread in here. Since we already have a thread for this, why are you bringing it here?

Yes I am. If you even cared to take note of people other than yourself, You Might actually know and respect the relationship Fox has with his lover -- instead of calling him a "cheater." Who's the moral bigot now?
I'm sorry, but what plane of existence are you residing on? Cheating is considered morally reprehensible, and Fox simply stated that he had cheated on his girlfriend without going into any specifics.

Sorry, but your self-inflicted self-pity causes you to go around judging people.
What fucking self-pity?
 
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