Ever catch your co-workers doin it at work?

Well right now its kinda slow at my workplace so I am just in one of the office's here on the net. I went a while ago upstairs to billing to get some records on a chart when I hear a thumping going on. I go in through the other office which is connected to the one where the fuckfest was going on through a restroom. I open the restroom door slightly to see my two coworkers going at it like crazy. Well she is dealing with a cheating husband so I understand, the other has a hot ass wife, dont know what the hell he is thinking. Took a pic on my camera phone for a little black mail in the near future.
 
Oh snap! You took a picture? lol... That's great.

I myself have never walked in on co-workers bumpin' uglies at work, but I have walked in on co-workers bumpin' uglies at an after work party. If only I had a camera phone at the time. haha
 
A couple people at my work got caught in a back room, but I didn't see it. Actually, that's not a bad thing because they both are a little on the ugly side.
 
Now I can't verify this, but...

Supposedly, our former Security and Building Management Chief had a video of a former Secretary (yes, I've been here for quite a while :mad: ), walking into the building in the middle of the night (about 1 a.m.), wearing a trenchcoat. She was blonde, and built like a brick shit house!

Anyway, she was dating the night Security Guard at the time. Of course, he let her into the building. The lobby camera shows her stripping off her coat for him, revealing her totally naked, gorgeous body! Obviously, he's ready to go, as the video shows him picking her up and taking her out of the lobby.

The next scene comes from the CFO's office camera. They're doing it on the CFO's leather chair!

The lobby camera then shows her picking up and putting on her coat and leaving.

Since this was a Friday night, she didn't have to come back to work until Monday morning.

Now I've never seen the video. But I relay this story directly from someone who did!

:o
 
southtxmordecai said:
Well right now its kinda slow at my workplace so I am just in one of the office's here on the net. I went a while ago upstairs to billing to get some records on a chart when I hear a thumping going on. I go in through the other office which is connected to the one where the fuckfest was going on through a restroom. I open the restroom door slightly to see my two coworkers going at it like crazy. Well she is dealing with a cheating husband so I understand, the other has a hot ass wife, dont know what the hell he is thinking. Took a pic on my camera phone for a little black mail in the near future.

Post the picture goddammit! I dare ya!:glugglug: :hatsoff:

You're not making this stuff up, are you?:dunno:
 
southtxmordecai said:
Well right now its kinda slow at my workplace so I am just in one of the office's here on the net.
you're on a porn forum at work?... you're gonna get fired, dude
 
but it would be realy funny to post the picture. Myself I have no evidence, but I cought a coleague "working hard" at... a girl from billing... they actualy broked a chair, so it was hard not to hear them... (ok, it was verry late, and almost nobady in the building, but... 4 them it was not an issue. For the moment... Later they got fired...)
 
southtxmordecai said:
Nope not making it up and nope wont get fired. :thumbsup:

I know you're not making it up but is there any way we can see some of this? You see, the thing is we're all a bunch of helpless perverts here and nothing makes us happier than to see naughty co-workers going at it on a desk. Please?
 
Peter Gazinya said:
I know you're not making it up but is there any way we can see some of this? You see, the thing is we're all a bunch of helpless perverts here and nothing makes us happier than to see naughty co-workers going at it on a desk. Please?
:rofl:
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
About a couple of decades ago, two workers did it on the boardroom table, while everyone else was at the company's Xmas bash. Unfortunately, whilst in the heights of passion, they overlooked the security cameras and got the ol' tin-tack (cockney rhyming slang for the sack)....

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/cockney/loan/1044/Tin-Tack.aspx
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
southtxmordecai said:
Nope not making it up and nope wont get fired. :thumbsup:

Unless you're the company chairman, I can't see you getting away with this, mate. All computer IP addresses and activities are logged as a matter of routine these days.
 
om3ga said:
Unless you're the company chairman, I can't see you getting away with this, mate. All computer IP addresses and activities are logged as a matter of routine these days.

Well he did say he was in one of the offices. So maybe they can trace it back to the computer but not necessarily him. Hopefully he doesn’t get somebody else fired.
 
AmericanHarley said:
So is there a question with this thread(as indicated with the title) or is this just a story?:1orglaugh

I gave my story and asked if any of you experienced something similar. Trust me if people can fuck here, then I can at least browse through some porn sites.
 

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Oh, never ran into that situation. I did have a little go with my fiancee once, out back past the lumber piles. Don't think anyone saw us(not like it would matter, as there's only one above me, my dad) :nanner: Mostly I run into a couple kissing, but have luckily not caught anyone doing it, yet.
 
Never. I just saw someones arms move up and down under their tables with wierd facial gestures....yeah, they were jacking off...
 
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