Enlargers

I noticed that my tag now is, "Penis enlargement pills made my dick grow 6 full inches!"

Do pills actually work? I never would try them but I was just wondering because I keep getting pop ups and spam about them.


And those pumps look like a bad idea as well.
 
If the pills worked I think we'd be in a nation of John Holmes proportions (think of what that would do to the tourist trade! :glugglug: ).

I believe what they do is help your "arteries" in your penis to open up a bit more giving you a better erection. I don't think it adds size.

The pumps can be dangerous. I think you use the hand pump until you're fully erect (it cuts off circulation at the base of the penis I think) and then you put on a cock ring to keep it that way. But this can severely damage you.
 
It also would create a dependency issue I would imagine. And what girl wants to wait for her man to pump himself up when she wants it right now?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
can you make your nose bigger by taking pills? i dont think so. same logic for you dick.
 
Do pills actually work?

The pills work! :thumbsup:


Get yourself some! They really work! Don't listen to the jealous small dick types - after all, we ALL know that any dick smaller than 3 inches cannot sexually satisfy a woman!*

cheers,




PS: We need more of your type in the ER/ED soon. Some of our newer staff haven't had practice on you types....
 
*needs to buy those pills now* :tongue:
 
I just got that rank. :rofl:

I find the abundance of penis enlargement pill spam amazing considering that crap doesn't work. I remember reading an article in some magazine a few years ago about some guy who tried that stuff, wound up with an erection that wouldn't go down, and had to go into surgery to get it soft again. Made him impotent and ruined his sex life.
 
The pills work! :thumbsup:


Get yourself some! They really work! Don't listen to the jealous small dick types - after all, we ALL know that any dick smaller than 3 inches cannot sexually satisfy a woman!*

cheers,




PS: We need more of your type in the ER/ED soon. Some of our newer staff haven't had practice on you types....

Yeah...that would make sense if there weren't thousands of different brands. :dunno:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Nothing works. Whatever your packin, that's what your packin. You can't change it so just get used to it and live with it!
 
*ponders the wonderful possibilities if men could* :o

LL:angels:

What you need is to be married to Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four. He can stretch and expand, etc....people would be wondering why you were smiling so much. ;)
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Don't they already have a penis pump on the market - kind of like the "Reeebok Pump?"

I heard on the Howard Stern Show years ago that Flip Wilson had one.
 
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