tell that to my wiener, sir.
*Addresses Squallumz's wiener*
Oh, hi there, little guy! Don't be afraid, Squallumz won't beat you right now. I just wanted to relay a message on to you about some plain girl that Squallumz is going apey over:
Average looking girl. Wouldn't look at her if she was not Emma Watson. But then she is Emma Watson so we give attention.
That's all for now. You can go back to sleep now.