Emergency Bra

[RogueAlan]

I'm surprised they are bothering with a 'male version'... all a guy has to do is stay with his significant other and use her 'spare.'

I'm picturing a bank robbery, where the clerk is so distracted by the robber removing her bra to apply the mask he cannot describe her to police as anything but 'firm, upthrust and capped by pale pink tips as thick as my pinkie.'

imagine the mug shot... "Mrs. Jenson, the local high school Home Ec teacher, was saved from an ammonia leak this weekend, but was taken into custody for indecent exposure."

Actually, it makes perfect sense... if I'm about to die, at least I'll go surrounded by (one hopes) dozens of bare breasts.

 

[kool8d]

please secure you bra before securing you child's thank you and have a nice flight

 

[whiteboyracer]

Suppose if there is no chemical risk the bra would always be a great tool to shut the wife up while the footies on ;-)

 

[ASSMAN9000]

lol people are going to start releasing toxins in the air so women will take their bras off

 

[Rezen]

I love it. I have a fetish for Bras and Panties and having one strapped around my head or my wife's head would be awesome!!

Quite practical if your in a war torn country.

 

[guranteedseed1]

save the tatas

 

[Rekrul]

I think you'd have to be a real boob to wear something like this. :tongue:

 

[Rudin]

I'd be worried about the girls with tiny boobs and the ones with massive boobs as the first lot wouldn't have enough bra to cover their faces, and the second lot would have too much bra and would possibly serve better as a coat rather than a mask

 

[nearlyinvisible]

Man it would cost you almost $ 30.00

Haha, I think that's still a better deal than what my girl spends at VS

 

[feller469]

c'mon guys, the dude who invented that is a boob. Udderly ridiculous.

or

that inventor is truly thinking outside the snatch (er, sorry, box). By staying abreast of the current terror threat, he is giving people a chance for some security in their lives. Terrorist threatens the air, the public can access bra masks. A sort of tit-for-tit (er, sorry, tat). Sorta takes the air out of the terrorists pillows (nice, soft (or firm) pillows).

Gives the public some comfort, like knowing a glass of lactation liquid will build strong bone(r)s

 

[lurkingdirk]

c'mon guys, the dude who invented that is a boob. Udderly ridiculous.

or

that inventor is truly thinking outside the snatch (er, sorry, box). By staying abreast of the current terror threat, he is giving people a chance for some security in their lives. Terrorist threatens the air, the public can access bra masks. A sort of tit-for-tit (er, sorry, tat). Sorta takes the air out of the terrorists pillows (nice, soft (or firm) pillows).

Gives the public some comfort, like knowing a glass of lactation liquid will build strong bone(r)s

grooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoaaaan.

:thumbsup:

 

[-qwerty]

i don't want the accounts, but I thought I would comment.

I thought this was the stupidest thing ever, but after watching the vid, not that stupid. Although I doubt it will catch on.

 

[gunslingingbird]

The male version should be some sort of device that covers guys' beer guts. Dawg knows I could use one of those. :beer:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Could you imagine BlueBall's emergency jockstrap. :eeew: I think I rather risk certain death than that.

:dito:

OK, it seems like a smart idea, but I doubt it will catch on. Unfortunately the vast majority of the human race isn't interested in actually planning for disasters. :dunno:

True.

I wonder if they make a 36 tripple E version that functions as a whole helmet?

If they do, I wanna meet a girl who wears one.

god help me that, when an emergncy comes, sara jay is by my side

Even if you are, I'll be on the other side and you're gonna have to wrestle for a cup. Imagine poor Sara Jay feeling bad as we both grab a cup each and leave her with nothing... Lol.

i think the Russians are genius's, wheather it works or not well no ones really worried wiht how it works we just want boobs!!!!

The Russians have more than their fair share of Geniuses. A Russian made the periodic table, for example.

 

[beauregard]

So what happens if a 36DD woman has to pick between her boyfriend, or her 32A lesbian lover?

Yeah, someone's going to die horribly.

 

[balla704]

Haha keeps me happy and safe awesome

 

[geosmtl]

Wow, a crazy idea that is actual available. It would be interesting to stress test it to see what it serves better. Is it a better bra or a better mask? You just have to find a girl that doesn't sweat a lot also.

 

[gb_man_54311]

I just hope the male version isn't made with the parts of an "Athletic Supporter".

 

[guitardevil]

Who wants to go in on halves?

 

[TheDude212]

"Ladies, it's a sexy red and comes in a wide range of sizes, from 32B to 40C."

So if you have small breasts, not only will you feel inferior, but you will die during a nuclear holocaust.