Embarrassing Situations

[Magnet]

and she is willing to trade a topless photo of herself in exchange of my hard cock pics...:dunno:

make it happen and then post them on here :1orglaugh

 

[Magnet]

Where to start...hmm. Maybe with the time I went on vacation. I was really excited, and when we walked in the hotel room I ran straight to the balconey. Well the glass door just happened to be crystal clean and woulda know. I smacked face first into.

Or maybe the time I was standing in line at the movie theater. I was trying to smuggle some shit in my hoodie pocket. Well somehow one of my things of candy fell out and I didnt realize it. The then lady behind me picked it up and asked if I dropped it. Talk about embarrasing.

 

[hiropro]

I was talking to the girl behind the counter of my local shop.She had a low cut top on showing off some nice cleavage and a couple of discreet tattoos.I meant to say to her "Nice tattoos"...i ended up saying "nice tits" I realised what i said and quickly made my exit.

 

[member2013]

I was talking to the girl behind the counter of my local shop.She had a low cut top on showing off some nice cleavage and a couple of discreet tattoos.I meant to say to her "Nice tattoos"...i ended up saying "nice tits" I realised what i said and quickly made my exit.

A lot of times, when typing, if I'm thinking about another word or concept, I will type that instead of what I'm supposed to be typing.

 

[joelucas]

Once a friend and I went on a double date. He was pretty serious with his girl, but I wasn't too set on anyone at the time. His girl had a friend that I had met before, but never dated. Good looking, and the four of us went out that night. Later, we were parked in front of the chick's house that I was with. My buddy and his girl were in the front seat of the car, and the chick I was with were in the back seat. We were all making out, and then a bra came our way from the front seat. So I thought I'd follow suit with my chick. She was wearing a white blouse that buttoned in the front - I already had those buttons open and got her bra unhooked from the back. She made some comment about me being a bit pushy, but we kept at it. I was nuzzling those titties pretty hard, and then, wouldn't you know it, I got a nose bleed! Didn't realize it for a few minutes, and dammed if I didn't bleed all over her bra and white blouse. Damn, was she pissed! And I was about the most embarrassed that I've ever been with a girl. She had to sneak into the house without her parents seeing her, and try to get cleaned up. Needless to say, she wouldn't ever have anything to do with me after that....

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

i got drunk and crashed the exxon valdez

 

[Red Spyder]

For me a traumatic and humiliating experience was one time when I was 8 and I was in school in the clasroom during recess and this kid kept tickling me again and again and again and I kept laughing and laughing, but it was definetely not a fun experience, and he wouldn't let me go or stop until he made me pee in my pants (that motherfucker!!)

 

[Sicario]

i got drunk and crashed the exxon valdez

You fucker!!! :thefinger


















:1orglaugh

 

[ElPaso]

I once fell asleep in class, and started snoring.