Eel enters man's penis in spa treatment, is surgically removed

[No_Man]

ouch

Yes, you read that right. A Chinese man had to have an eel surgically removed from his bladder after a mishap while undergoing an unusual spa treatment.

Zhang Nan, a 56-year-old resident of Hubei province, was bathing with live eels, in the hopes that the tiny, serpentine critters would nibble away layers of dead skin, revealing more youthful-looking skin below.

It's similar to those unusual pedicures that have fish eat dead skin off people's feet -- except that you're fully submerged, and you're probably naked, and there are eels all over you.

Anyway, Nan felt a sharp pain, realized a 6-inch eel had entered his penis and was wriggling up through his urethra. He tried to pull it out but its tiny body was too slippery to hold, and it disappeared up his penis and into his bladder, according to the story...

http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-eel-penis-spa-urethra-20110916,0,4162133.story

 

[grower_boy]

Good God...I'm cringing just from reading that. A 6-inch eel? It was probably bigger than his penis! :1orglaugh

But seriously, I can only imagine how painful that must be.

 

[mrtrebus]

I've tried this. . .sadly not had an eel up my hogs eye.
Lucky bastard!!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Uhm...ouch?! :weeping:

 

[CptHa]

Why do all these crazy stories seem to keep coming out of China?
:wtf:

 

[StanScratch]

Damn it...that was the hottest story I've ever read! I cannot stop jerking off! This story SUCKS without pictures!

 

[Shifty]

Hundred bucks says they ate it anyway. :2 cents:

 

[siffert]

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

 

[Will E Worm]

bathing with live eels

Smooth move.

Why do all these crazy stories seem to keep coming out of China?
:wtf:

They are crazy.

 

[PirateKing]

Zhang Nan, a 56-year-old resident of Hubei province, was bathing with live eels, in the hopes that the tiny, serpentine critters would nibble away layers of dead skin, revealing more youthful-looking skin below.

How about exfoliating with a loofah like a normal person?

 

[Kingfisher]

Good God...I'm cringing just from reading that. A 6-inch eel? It was probably bigger than his penis! :1orglaugh

But seriously, I can only imagine how painful that must be.

It was probably just a "fluke"...

 

[LukeEl]

Eels are the bunker buster and cruise missle of the nature world.

 

[tartanterrier]

It would have been really funny if it was an electric one

 

[iokona]

^^^no kidding lmao