Drunk

[BlueBalls]

Really? There's a limit to grammatical corrections?
:tongue:

5 per day is the limit.

If you go over that you go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. It's not that bad once you're there. God and Jesus aren't so bad either, I hear their comic double act is hilarious....

 

[Will E Worm]

Really? There's a limit to grammatical corrections?
:tongue:

Yes, when I'm not an editor and I'm not getting paid.

Ouch!! So I did. oooops.


:walks away from thread in shame:

Hang your head.

 

[STDiva]

Will is high on life. Heroin and booze aren't strong enough for him.

To answer the OP, no I am not. But I wish I was.

 

[broderic_randal]

ive only had tee martunis osifer

 

[Mrs Jolly]

Sadly I am unable to join the shitfaced community at present, as I am currently deployed as part of "Operation Man Boobs." The objective of which is to remove from my person the "Wonderbra Connundrum." Simply put, when the mission is completed strangers will no longer look at me and say, "I wonder why that man doesn't wear a bra?"

The strategy and tactics on the booze front are simple. Place the body outside of the pub. Place the booze inside the bottle and outside of the body. It is the execution that is fiendish. In a somewhat similar set of circumstances to the evil Osama Bin Laden, a sober Mrs Jolly was a highly elusive creature. Both frequented various dives and holes in the walls, both were surrounded by a cadre of murderous scum who could often be found face down in the carpet a half a dozen times a day. And both had internal organs that were failing.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I like this thread. I think I should go have another beer to enjoy it even more. :beer:

 

[mastagambit]

I'm drunk right now. And an ass

I know you are.:thefinger

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm not drunk right now. In fact, I really don't drink enough any more to do that. I usually just mellow out and drink a couple to relax. I quit getting plastered when I graduated college. That's the only time that I think it was cool to be drunk.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm not drunk right now. In fact, I really don't drink enough any more to do that. I usually just mellow out and drink a couple to relax. I quit getting plastered when I graduated college. That's the only time that I think it was cool to be drunk.

Ah, the memories... When I moved to college one of the places where I work used to have beer for the crew as part of the show budget. Every night after work we sit around the beer bucket in catering. They would always have 4 or 5 cases of beer for us, and only about 8 or 10 of us would actually stay and drink, and I would always take a "doggie bag" home with me. Let's just say that my roommates and I would each consume about 12 beers every day, and none of us ever had to pay for beer. There was beer for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and any other meal we happened to consume during the day. I remember going to 9:20 am classes with a buzz after downing 4 or 5 beers in the morning. :beer: