Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)...

ChefChiTown

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
(CNN) -- It fizzes. It quenches. And it could also contain fecal bacteria.

Nearly half of the 90 beverages from soda fountain machines in one area in Virginia tested positive for coliform bacteria -- which could indicate possible fecal contamination, according to a study published in the January issue of International Journal of Food Microbiology.
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/01/08/soda.fountain.bacteria/index.html

Best...opening...statement...EVER.

But, in all seriousness, that's pretty disgusting. In a twist of absolute grossness, it's actually not that surprising though. I just hope that the feces that I'm inhaling when I'm tossing back a 6 pack of Diet Mr. Pibbs are that of a beautiful woman. Or, a semi-attractive man. A Spanish man. You know, so it's...spicier? :dunno:
 
sporty_carr

sporty_carr

Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

Well, if that happens with sodas.......I wonder what the hell is floating around in my french fries and chicken nuggets from McDonalds. :eek:

Oh well, the grease and fat will eventually kill me too anyway.
 
SgtMarine

SgtMarine

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

sporty_carr said:
Well, if that happens with sodas.......I wonder what the hell is floating around in my french fries and chicken nuggets from McDonalds. :eek:

Oh well, the grease and fat will eventually kill me too anyway.
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It is a scientific fact that the hot oild in grease will kill 99.99% of bacteria.

Also just a FYI, the 3 second rule does really work.
 
jod0565

jod0565

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

One more good reason for me not to want to drink sodas anymore.
 
~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

Nothing wrong with a little bit of used fiber in your diet....

Wow! They have a chocolate ice cream dispenser with the pop machines! Wait a minute!? That doesn't sound right at all!!! :eek:
 
StanScratch

StanScratch

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

This is why I rarely use soda fountains.

MythBusters tackled the 3 second rule. It failed miserably. Literally, the seat of a toilet was cleaner, if I remember right.
 
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D-rock

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This is similar to when you small someone's fart and are essentially smelling tiny traces of another person's airborn crap.
 
JacknCoke

JacknCoke

Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

sporty_carr said:
Uh oh, I've been using the 6 second rule. :eek:
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I think it can actually be the 20 second rule if applied to things with a harder outside texture like french fries.:thumbsup:
 
SgtMarine

SgtMarine

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

JacknCoke said:
I think it can actually be the 20 second rule if applied to things with a harder outside texture like french fries.:thumbsup:
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If you have ever worked in the food industry, they you know what 350 degrees vat of grease can kill anything, well at least that what we told the waitresses LOL.

Word to the wise, if they drop your food they will do everthing they can to salvage what is left of it to save cost. bewareeeeeee!
 
SgtMarine

SgtMarine

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

StanScratch said:
This is why I rarely use soda fountains.

MythBusters tackled the 3 second rule. It failed miserably. Literally, the seat of a toilet was cleaner, if I remember right.
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LOl I watched that epsoide and I knew the outcome before they even did anything, Jamie and Adam are awesome btw.
 
averageJoe

averageJoe

Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

God damned nasty mother fuckers not washing their hands after going to use the bathroom! I really hate the self serve drink dispensers now!
 
Facial_King

Facial_King

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I'm sure this problem will sort itself out just as long as the companies don't get any burdensome government regulation!
 
jasonk282

jasonk282

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

I know Knob_Cheese somehow posses Chiefs body for the night.
 
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BlueBalls

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

That's disgusting. But not surprising, once over here it was reported that tests done on a single Kebab shops donor meat found traces of human faeces....

Not that I ever eat that stuff, but now having read that it's even less of a possibility.
 
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lurkingdirk

Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

There is a solution: use a glass or wipe the can clean.

Seriously, I've always been mystified as to why people are comfortable buying cans of pop and putting their mouth on them. They weren't exactly packaged and shipped and sold in sterile environments. We don't buy cans of anything else and put them in our mouths.

:dunno:
 
jasonk282

jasonk282

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Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

lurkingdirk said:
There is a solution: use a glass or wipe the can clean.

Seriously, I've always been mystified as to why people are comfortable buying cans of pop and putting their mouth on them. They weren't exactly packaged and shipped and sold in sterile environments. We don't buy cans of anything else and put them in our mouths.
:dunno:
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Speak for yourself, but you have not had the pleasure of licking a can of Spam have you now?
 
Baill Inneraora

Baill Inneraora

Re: Drink Up, If You Like Poop In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)..

I thought this was a baconsalt/love_cock/KNOB_CHEESE thread.
 
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