Dig N.J. beaches? Better know the rules
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070526/ap_on_re_us/beaches_thou_shalt_not
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070526/ap_on_re_us/beaches_thou_shalt_not
Don't even think about riding a camel on the beach.
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member006
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Well that shoots my vacation plans out of the water. I guess I'll have to go to Arabia again. Come on "Clyde" lets head to the travel agents office, hope there isn't much traffic downtown.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q6BhhxnL6Gs
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q6BhhxnL6Gs
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Those fascist NJ pricks! I bet you can do anything with your camel in Delaware!!
:rofl2: :tongue:
Iamforever
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can i smoke a camel on the beach?
Those fascist NJ pricks! I bet you can do anything with your camel in Delaware!!
Probably except transport him over the bridge to New Jersey!
dave_rhino
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Hahaha! :rofl:
but what about all my religious obligations? i was going to move to the beach, now i have nowhere to go with myself and my 200 camels.
we will stampede!!
we will stampede!!
meesterperfect
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Nice AFA, I wonder how much a beach badge is per person now on any coastal town, last I remember was about in 96, it was $35.00, it must be about 50 by now.
Imagine, 50 bucks per person on the sand. All that money,just to lay there or swim. Damn now I'm depressed.
Imagine, 50 bucks per person on the sand. All that money,just to lay there or swim. Damn now I'm depressed.
I think in some places it's illegal, but don't remember if that's NJ or Long Island. I know they do everything possible to keep you off and suggest the fee is paid for in taxes by the local property taxpayers.
meesterperfect
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Well I know in most every town south of Point Pleasant till Wildwood you needed a badge.
I tell everybody what you already know AFA, It didn't used to be all about money and rules, that started in the early eighties. Before that you could light bonfires on the beach,fire crackers, drink, sleep, fuck, ect. it was like the roaring twenties great gatsby era in a way.Anything goes. I don't promote drug use but I remember as a kid at many many stands on the boardwalk, where you played the spinning wheel they had like 4 foot bongs hanging overhead that you could win.Under the boardwalk was like a drug supermarket. The lights, the noise, the smell, it was a great atmosphere..
Sure now there many rules and regulations mostly thanks to the local muckity mucks, But living there as a teenager was great, every summer night was an adventure, chics everywhere and many looking to hook up. Whew, man wish I had a time machine and a corvette.But actually its still like that I bet, just with more cops.
I tell everybody what you already know AFA, It didn't used to be all about money and rules, that started in the early eighties. Before that you could light bonfires on the beach,fire crackers, drink, sleep, fuck, ect. it was like the roaring twenties great gatsby era in a way.Anything goes. I don't promote drug use but I remember as a kid at many many stands on the boardwalk, where you played the spinning wheel they had like 4 foot bongs hanging overhead that you could win.Under the boardwalk was like a drug supermarket. The lights, the noise, the smell, it was a great atmosphere..
Sure now there many rules and regulations mostly thanks to the local muckity mucks, But living there as a teenager was great, every summer night was an adventure, chics everywhere and many looking to hook up. Whew, man wish I had a time machine and a corvette.But actually its still like that I bet, just with more cops.
You mean I could have drank, ate, slept and fucked on the beach, and here I was sneaking around on the beach with my camels hoping not to be noticed! :rofl:
BTW, I liked Island Beach the best and the Top of the Mast on 35 just North of the entrance.
meesterperfect
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Most towns have a street running north to south along the ocean, therefore seperating the property owners from the actual beach, I know that there are very few if any towns that allow access to the beach without some form of payment, plus a parking meter, between say 8 am and 5pm but only between memorial day and labor day, after that its free unless its a state park.
And the houses where the beach is theyre actual backyard, yeah its theyre property to the water, at least in NJ.
It seems like the law is that you can walk through, but you cant hang out there.
And the houses where the beach is theyre actual backyard, yeah its theyre property to the water, at least in NJ.
It seems like the law is that you can walk through, but you cant hang out there.
In the case I was thinking about in Long Island, it was simply a matter of "calling your bluff" intimidation. You were told to pay or leave and they wouldn't give you a straight answer when confronted with the fact that you had a right to be there. The locals apparently didn't make you feel too welcome either.
However, I know from my experience with people, the "outsiders" probably left behind an above average amount of trash and cigarette butts on the beach. I mean, I can't stop people from using my street and driving past my house for a shortcut, but why do they have to toss their McDonalds trash onto mine and my neighbors lawns? Being good neighbors in their own neighborhoods, they wouldn't think of doing that there.
However, I know from my experience with people, the "outsiders" probably left behind an above average amount of trash and cigarette butts on the beach. I mean, I can't stop people from using my street and driving past my house for a shortcut, but why do they have to toss their McDonalds trash onto mine and my neighbors lawns? Being good neighbors in their own neighborhoods, they wouldn't think of doing that there.
DrMotorcity
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Where I hail from, camels are prohibited (the auto industry as well as the associated organized labor agencies took care of that long time ago, and maintains the distinction for being the only issue to date they have unanimously agreed on). Also, in the interest of public safety, camels have been outlawed from Wayne County as they are extremely difficult to over-turn and set on fire (camel hide, by the way makes for a poor tinder, and its tight-grained composition lack the absorbation qualities that would allow the introduction of gasoline or lighter fluid to expedite the process), thereby disrupting the genial, festive atmosphere of the annual October 30th celebration.
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