Don't be such a pussy.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Stop and give him a ride. He seems legit.

 

[Red Spyder]

Yeah, his....ax is too small to be a threat

 

[vodkazvictim]

:rubbel:

 

[jod0565]

What is that? Cock in a box?

 

[dp93]

maybe hes looking to stick his thumb up someone's ass

 

[PirateKing]

Theres an interesting story behind this.

He was chopping wood near the freeway when all the sudden someone held him up at gunpoint and stole his clothes and car keys. Then aliens arrived and ******** him. After they probed him and blurred his genitals they dumped him back on the side of the freeway. Now he has to hitch a ride home with no clothes, pixelated genitals, and a device up his ass. Talk about your bad days...

 

[Asianlov69]

this is more of a comedy...

 

[feller469]

Theres an interesting story behind this.

He was chopping wood near the freeway when all the sudden someone held him up at gunpoint and stole his clothes and car keys. Then aliens arrived and ******** him. After they probed him and blurred his genitals they dumped him back on the side of the freeway. Now he has to hitch a ride home with no clothes, pixelated genitals, and a device up his ass. Talk about your bad days...

That is how the first Terminator movie was supposed to start, until the re-write

 

[LukeEl]

He wants to put his evil inside of you.

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

been there done that had my shirt set on fire. love kansas!