Dog swallows $20,000 diamond

[~~whimsy~~]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/03/15/dnt.dog.diamond.eater.wjla?hpt=T2

Well I'll be! Dog gone crazy if you ask me. :hatsoff:

 

[Legzman]

gut him!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Diamonds are forever, but that dog's life is going to end really, really quickly.

 

[mrtrebus]

They should have just shot the dumb dog!

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

He'll shit it out eventually.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/03/15/dnt.dog.diamond.eater.wjla?hpt=T2

Well I'll be! Dog gone crazy if you ask me. :hatsoff:

I don't buy that for a single second. Sounds like free advertising for the guy's jewelery shop to me.

 

[D-rock]

I don't know what's worse that or the fact that the world places so much value on an inanimate sparkly rock with almost no practical value.

 

[cartman24]

Some people are going to have fun digging through dog shit soon

 

[Ace Bandage]

I don't know what's worse that or the fact that the world places so much value on an inanimate sparkly rock with almost no practical value.

Exactly. Why should shiny rocks made of compressed carbon be more valuable than the rocks that embed themselves in the ground and fuck up my mower blades?

 

[roronoa3000]

Diamonds are forever, but that dog's life is going to end really, really quickly.

Fuck the diamond! I would much rather have a dog than a diamond.

 

[Facetious]

Exactly. Why should shiny rocks made of compressed carbon be more valuable than the rocks that embed themselves in the ground and fuck up my mower blades?

Because you can sharpen your l.m. blade w/ the diamond !

Some people are going to have fun digging through dog shit soon

A potato masher might be the preferred tool of trade in this endeavor. :uohs:

 

[tartanterrier]

I bet they would wade through its shit to find it

 

[par]

He'll shit it out eventually.

Saw it on the (funny)news here today....he/she did shit it out.

 

[Ravenholm]

What kind of Shagwit would leave a fucking twenty grand diamond lying about for a flea bag mongrel to swallow it. My fuck, what an idiot.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'll bet that's how baconsalts would propose to a girl.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'll bet that's how baconsalts would propose to a girl.

Wait for it.... no, no, no. Honey. Wait for it. Any minute now!

*dog squeezes out shit and the engagement ring*

Will you marry me!? *A little bit of shit hanging from corner of his mouth where he fished it out*

(Is that what you had in mind GSB?)

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Saw it on the (funny)news here today....he/she did shit it out.

What goes in must come out.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Wait for it.... no, no, no. Honey. Wait for it. Any minute now!

*dog squeezes out shit and the engagement ring*

Will you marry me!? *A little bit of shit hanging from corner of his mouth where he fished it out*

(Is that what you had in mind GSB?)

Yeah, something like that. I just thought I would spare you guys all the gory details. I didn't want to traumatize your fragile minds with the horrifying image.