Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I love it when someone calls me a "Honky," "Cracker," or anything else and then calling them racists.
It's hilarious to me when that happens because most of my ancestors either lived in northern states; one great-great-grandfather operated a station on the underground railroad; several ancestors arrived in NYC and Boston as indentured servants (Does that qualify me for reparations?); and nobody in my family going back three hundred years was involved with slavery in any way. Most of them settled in Iowa and Nebraska and some of them were pressed into Union service during the war and were rewarded with citizenship afterwards. So when someone calls me a "Cracker," I can legit tell them they're full of shit.
It's hilarious to me when that happens because most of my ancestors either lived in northern states; one great-great-grandfather operated a station on the underground railroad; several ancestors arrived in NYC and Boston as indentured servants (Does that qualify me for reparations?); and nobody in my family going back three hundred years was involved with slavery in any way. Most of them settled in Iowa and Nebraska and some of them were pressed into Union service during the war and were rewarded with citizenship afterwards. So when someone calls me a "Cracker," I can legit tell them they're full of shit.