Does Pennsylvania breed the best pornstars

Killer B

I Like Big Tits! (song by Joe Walsh)
I agree with this. Although I had a friend that had to work in Allentown for several months during the winter and I honestly thought he was becoming suicidal.

At least Allentown produced the porn legend Devon :drool2:
 

rivasky

the special one
Allentown.... "Allentown, Pennsylvania." Why does that ring a bell?

Billy Joel

His humongous dick could be offensive to some, so I didn't mention him.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
They actually do breed them. In cages. They get little to no sun, they're kept in hutches that keep them isolated and restrict movement, and are usually milk-fed, so they achieve that fine wholesome taste that many people crave.
 
I live directly in the middle of Amish country, hence my less than spectacular internet speed. I'm surrounded by fields, ponds, trees... oh wait, everyone's cutting trees down to make homes. Ignore that last one. Amish girls aren't what I'd consider hot- they need to take care of themselves better. I see many girls with really bad acne whenever I visit a small Amish store (of which there's many). Many Amish girls let themselves go at an early age, due to getting married young. I believe many of them get married when they turn 16 or 18. Sometimes you can even see Amish people having sex out in the fields. I never did, but I heard some pretty good turn-on worthy stories! My one friend swears an Amish boy was doing a girl from behind while she was busy planting flowers, and despite the people sitting in traffic watching it, they kept going at it. This part of PA is wonderful, though. The crime-filled cities such as Philly, Reading and Allentown are several miles away thank goodness. Many non-Amish women around the area are pretty darn hot, but... I signed up for freeones for a reason- the European girls are what I crave most. :)
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
I live directly in the middle of Amish country, hence my less than spectacular internet speed. I'm surrounded by fields, ponds, trees... oh wait, everyone's cutting trees down to make homes. Ignore that last one. Amish girls aren't what I'd consider hot- they need to take care of themselves better. I see many girls with really bad acne whenever I visit a small Amish store (of which there's many). Many Amish girls let themselves go at an early age, due to getting married young. I believe many of them get married when they turn 16 or 18. Sometimes you can even see Amish people having sex out in the fields. I never did, but I heard some pretty good turn-on worthy stories! My one friend swears an Amish boy was doing a girl from behind while she was busy planting flowers, and despite the people sitting in traffic watching it, they kept going at it. This part of PA is wonderful, though. The crime-filled cities such as Philly, Reading and Allentown are several miles away thank goodness. Many non-Amish women around the area are pretty darn hot, but... I signed up for freeones for a reason- the European girls are what I crave most. :)

My family is really good friends with a lot of Amish. We've had dinners with them, visited at their houses, drove them around, helped them with their work, all sorts of stuff.

Really the Amish girls aren't any different than the rest of us. Take away all the makeup, hair products, manicures, etc. and we all look the same.
 
True, the Amish really are great people. They sell watermelons for less than a dollar which is amazing since the store uptown charges 7 bucks! They also bring me Christmas cookies every Christmas Eve, and the banana bread they bake is just amazing. I do respect them quite a bit. :)
 
True, the Amish really are great people. They sell watermelons for less than a dollar which is amazing since the store uptown charges 7 bucks! They also bring me Christmas cookies every Christmas Eve, and the banana bread they bake is just amazing. I do respect them quite a bit. :)
I am fond of their heaters.
 
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