I very rarely get negative rep, and I used to reciprocate, but now I find the last post by the person who negative repped me, and give them positive rep.
Then I follow them home from work and watch them eat supper. I love to watch people eating supper. Hot dogs. Bananas. Carrots. I prefer baby carrots. Big carrots make me uncomfortable.
Then I watch them as they go into the bathroom, slowly undress, and take a long, hot shower. While doing that, I take their work cloths, roll around in it naked and pleasure myself. I mean, hell, they work in it. It's already been used, right? A little bit of extra cum stain isn't going to hurt.
Then I watch them for the rest of the night. It is a lot of fun to stand directly behind them - literally inches behind them - as they watch TV, never suspecting I am there, lurking in their shadow. Most of the time, I am completely nude. Most of the time, I pleasure myself in the fish bowl they have sitting behind them.
It's even funner to pleasure myself in their late night snack,though. There is nothing that makes me hotter than seeing a man take a huge hand full of popcorn/my man seed. If I haven't already erupted in his work cloths, I wait several days to build up for a special day like this. That way, he can get quite the mouth full.
But, it is when he goes to sleep that the fun starts. If he is married, the chloroform comes out. We mustn't have an audience.
When he is in deep REM, I slide into the blankets behind him, spooning him with my own naked body. My body if fully greased, so our bodies glide together smoothly and perfectly. I slide into him seamlessly, easily, unnoticed. Even as I am riding him to a manly delight only two men can experience together, he only knows of this in his dreams. Yes, I realize that he will not even know about this once he wakes up - I realize that the only echo inside his mind after this event will be the faint shadows of this dream. Echoes that later make him do strange things, like create threads about how he hates gays looking at him. But, tonight, he does not know about this. Tonight, it is me and him and our passion.
When I cum, I do it in his mouth, painting the remnants all over his lips. And silently, I leave his house, only leaving him with his creamy mustache and Dirty Sanchez as a reminder.