Does anyone actually own those real dolls???

Im wondering if its really worth the 6,000 plus place tag. I saw them on the hbo show Real sex. 6,000 is a bit pricey if you ask me and a bit scary looking because they look so real on tv
 
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Sure they are. Real Dolls don't nag. Real Dolls don't menstruate. Real Dolls don't invite their mother for the weekend. Real Dolls don't watch Desperate Housewives. Real Dolls don't ask you what you're thinking.

Ask Roald. He owns three of them.
 
Sure they are. Real Dolls don't nag. Real Dolls don't menstruate. Real Dolls don't invite their mother for the weekend. Real Dolls don't watch Desperate Housewives. Real Dolls don't ask you what you're thinking.

Ask Roald. He owns three of them.

This is true, only his dolls do all of those previously mentioned actions. I think he may be attempting his own recreation of HBO's Big Love...
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
Im wondering if its really worth the 6,000 plus place tag.
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Anyone who pays 6000 dollars for a doll should be locked up in a mental institution.
 

shimmy2

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Anyone who pays 6000 dollars for a doll should be locked up in a mental institution.

and how much do you think you've spent on your girlfriends/wives/exwives. if you just want a cumdump and can do without the lawsuits, nagging, repos, foreclosures, tow trucks, inlaws, process servers, exboyfriends, and po-po at your door the doll is a bargain by comparison
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I tried to make one out of butter and empty shotgun casings.
 
If you have over 10,000 posts on an internet message board you're required to own one by internet law, otherwise the cyber police will come a-knocking.
 
Hmm... 6 grand... I wonder how that stacks up to a year of dating? :dunno:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
It starts out innocently.
A man gets lonely. Oh so lonely. After years of rejection, a man gets very lonely.
One day, that same man finds a body. It has about 8 grand on it. It is in the middle of the woods. If no one sees, then how is it wrong, right? And if that money is used to give that lonely man some companionship...then it is only right.
Of course, she is also lonely. She needs more company. She needs more than you. And, you find another body in the woods. And she has a friend.
But, a girl - even a plastic one - cannot have just one friend. More bodies appear in the woods. More real dolls keep that man company...but the apartment grows so crowded. The voices...the nagging...they seem to envelope him. They need their freedom.
But, they mean so much to him, so he can't just put them on the curb like a piece of trash. They are to be treasured. Like celebrities.
And, so that they become. After all, their beauty is perfection, right? Others need to worship them. So, they become celebrities. Kim. Paris. Hayden. Pamela. George. Jessica. Jennifer. Rosie. All of them. All of them. They become loved by millions - yet, few realize that they are truly dolls.
Of course, as their celebrity grows, the apartment becomes empty again. And a man becomes lonely. It must be filled. A body is found in the woods...and the cycle begins again...
 
and how much do you think you've spent on your girlfriends/wives/exwives. if you just want a cumdump and can do without the lawsuits, nagging, repos, foreclosures, tow trucks, inlaws, process servers, exboyfriends, and po-po at your door the doll is a bargain by comparison

:1orglaugh Good list.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I tried to order a RealDoll that looked like GregCentauro, so I could take it to the ape house at the zoo. I figured it might help increase the species. But the RealDoll people wouldn't make it, because they said it was "unnatural." They saw the pictures I sent and they claimed they were fabricated...like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.
 
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