Im wondering if its really worth the 6,000 plus place tag. I saw them on the hbo show Real sex. 6,000 is a bit pricey if you ask me and a bit scary looking because they look so real on tv
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Does anyone actually own those real dolls???
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GregCentauro
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Sure they are. Real Dolls don't nag. Real Dolls don't **********. Real Dolls don't invite their ****** for the weekend. Real Dolls don't watch Desperate Housewives. Real Dolls don't ask you what you're thinking.
Ask Roald. He owns three of them.
Ask Roald. He owns three of them.
I think i saw these on tv once too. Got a link to an image of one? The ones i saw looked japanese and are rather creepy.
This is true, only his dolls do all of those previously mentioned actions. I think he may be attempting his own recreation of HBO's Big Love...
Patrick_S
persona non grata
:1orglaugh
Anyone who pays 6000 dollars for a doll should be locked up in a mental institution.
and how much do you think you've spent on your girlfriends/wives/exwives. if you just want a cumdump and can do without the lawsuits, nagging, repos, foreclosures, tow trucks, inlaws, process servers, exboyfriends, and po-po at your door the doll is a bargain by comparison
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
All they need to do now is design a newer version where they
can cook,clean and sew too :hatsoff:
can cook,clean and sew too :hatsoff:
http://dollforum.com/forum/ Sign up and ask some of them haha
the big question is she easy...
Hmm... 6 grand... I wonder how that stacks up to a year of dating? :dunno:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
It starts out innocently.
A man gets lonely. Oh so lonely. After years of rejection, a man gets very lonely.
One day, that same man finds a body. It has about 8 grand on it. It is in the middle of the woods. If no one sees, then how is it wrong, right? And if that money is used to give that lonely man some companionship...then it is only right.
Of course, she is also lonely. She needs more company. She needs more than you. And, you find another body in the woods. And she has a friend.
But, a girl - even a plastic one - cannot have just one friend. More bodies appear in the woods. More real dolls keep that man company...but the apartment grows so crowded. The voices...the nagging...they seem to envelope him. They need their freedom.
But, they mean so much to him, so he can't just put them on the curb like a piece of trash. They are to be treasured. Like ***********.
And, so that they become. After all, their beauty is perfection, right? Others need to worship them. So, they become ***********. Kim. Paris. Hayden. Pamela. George. Jessica. Jennifer. Rosie. All of them. All of them. They become loved by millions - yet, few realize that they are truly dolls.
Of course, as their ********* grows, the apartment becomes empty again. And a man becomes lonely. It must be filled. A body is found in the woods...and the cycle begins again...
A man gets lonely. Oh so lonely. After years of rejection, a man gets very lonely.
One day, that same man finds a body. It has about 8 grand on it. It is in the middle of the woods. If no one sees, then how is it wrong, right? And if that money is used to give that lonely man some companionship...then it is only right.
Of course, she is also lonely. She needs more company. She needs more than you. And, you find another body in the woods. And she has a friend.
But, a girl - even a plastic one - cannot have just one friend. More bodies appear in the woods. More real dolls keep that man company...but the apartment grows so crowded. The voices...the nagging...they seem to envelope him. They need their freedom.
But, they mean so much to him, so he can't just put them on the curb like a piece of trash. They are to be treasured. Like ***********.
And, so that they become. After all, their beauty is perfection, right? Others need to worship them. So, they become ***********. Kim. Paris. Hayden. Pamela. George. Jessica. Jennifer. Rosie. All of them. All of them. They become loved by millions - yet, few realize that they are truly dolls.
Of course, as their ********* grows, the apartment becomes empty again. And a man becomes lonely. It must be filled. A body is found in the woods...and the cycle begins again...
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
I want a male one. 
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
I tried to order a RealDoll that looked like GregCentauro, so I could take it to the ape house at the ***. I figured it might help increase the species. But the RealDoll people wouldn't make it, because they said it was "unnatural." They saw the pictures I sent and they claimed they were fabricated...like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness *******.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I want a male one.
I'll be yours. I am sure you get that offer a lot, but I don't sweat. Much. Eventually, you will get used to the ******. And, please, don't worry about the ear wax statues I make, it's only a hobby of mine.
Those are called Pokemon. You don't have sex with those. Unless you got Pokeballs. Eh ohhhhhhhhhh.
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