Touch? If they aren't immersed then it isn't worth it, I like my balls to feel the terror felt by the U-Boat crews of world war 2.
I'll sit, toilet paper in one hand, while the other taps the side of the bowl, mimicking the sonar ping of the allied sub hunting fleets.
Faster and faster they come, I feel my balls sweat like the brow of the German helmsman....til the pings finally taper off and they realise they are safe.
But its a ploy, a depth charge hits the water and salty peace of the ocean is home to another dead crew.
I wipe the tear from my eye and flush. Until tomorrow my submerged brethren, we live to fight another day!
Hahaha Hilarious!!!