do you

[Salem]

Sounds like he just reached puberty and has just figured out that he now has the power to control the same thing that happens during those wet dreams.

lmao

What a comment :thumbsup:

 

[nolefan]

I did not expect to get this many replies. I heard that line on one of the Dave Chappell Show and thought it was funny.

 

[GhostDog]

man alive....when will it end!!!

 

[Baal]

:rubbel:

Beat your dick like it owes you money

LOL - sortal like a red-headed stepchild

Classic...

 

[frenetic]

:rubbel:

Beat your dick like it owes you money

beating it now as I am typing this reply. (damn good huh)

 

[nolefan]

This has become a good thread for one-liners for beating off. What are some other good sex one-liners?


Fucking her was like fucking a bucket of water, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[member2686]

:wtf: Man, you're killin' me! :rofl2:

...Fucking her was like fucking a bucket of water, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[4G63]

Have you ever parked a bicycle in an airplane hanger?

Ever throw a toothpick in a volcano?

 

[Undertaker]

the more i beat it the harder it gets he he

 

[JiDoKwan]

:rubbel:

Beat your dick like it owes you money

You're off to a good start here.....NOT!:lame:

 

[AFA]

Attached at the hip, like Dr. Evil and Mini-Me?

 

[4G63]

Japanese proverb say, before throwing hot dog down hallway, man must first be sure not to spill mustard.

A wise man once said:
"If you are not touching all sides, it's your fault"

 

[halo68]

Someone once told me that masturbation is a double-edged sword, if you deny it you're a liar and if you admit it then you're a pervert........so in that case i am a provert cause i am damn good at it. LOL. i can take a lump of coal and squeeze it into a diamond.:rofl: I can switch hands and gain 3 strokes.:rofl: