Do you watch porn alone or with a partner.

If he is out I watch it to masturbate,
If he is at home we watch it together, them we both masturbate.
 
Alone. The joys of being single. I have never been with a chick that has been into, though it would be good/nice if I could find one that was. Any takers? HAHAHA, jokes. But seriously though, I am jealous of those that have found porn loving partners. Good on ya.
 
Yea, those guys are very lucky. Hard to find girls like that.
 
Very much Alone, sad to say!
 
What is it? Okay.. go to the restroom. Take off all your clothes. Look down. That's softcore porn. Grab the hair brush and start slowly putting into your.. and this is key.. VUH-JAI-NUH. Say it with me now.. vagina.

So you put that in there a couple hundred times, you rub that soft nub at the tub slowly and indirectly at first.. then you speed up and do it directly later.

While senob is filming it all! THAT IS PORN! GUA HAA!

Just so you know, I don't need to use my hair brush. I have a 10 speed toy.


I gave that a try, and it was going great until I realised I had a vagina and someone named senob was boinking it.

Welcome to my world. :helpme:
 
Alone and with my wife. Porn gets the wife nice and horny and she gives great head after she watches porn. It's excellent all the other times, but more so after shes watched a bit of porn.
 
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