Do you watch porn alone or with a partner.
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Dont have a partner, so "alone" is my answer. 
Btw...you dont have to find your feet when watching porn do? You have to find something else...further north!
Btw...you dont have to find your feet when watching porn do? You have to find something else...further north!
Ooops sorry looks like someone got there before me. I did say I was new to this board.
Will do some reading before I duplicate anymore threads.
::mental images flood in from MILFnextdoor and those mature sites with the scenes where the mother of the bride goes in to congratulate her daughter's husband-to-be... with SEX!::
Spleen
Banned?
After a night out, I brought some chick home with me and she sucked my dick while I watched lesbian porn. Was great, although I suppose she wasn't really watching it with me. The sound was way up though, so she must of enjoyed it a bit. (I would of asked her, but I kicked her out my house before I had a chance)
All I shall say to that ^ is
(not really a word but you get it!!!)And the good thing about it is, that my gf is so self consious about me and her mother watching porn together she gives me as much sex as I want just to keep me happy.
WHo could complain with that?
Nobody thats who!!!
All I shall say to that ^ is
And the good thing about it is, that my gf is so self consious about me and her mother watching porn together she gives me as much sex as I want just to keep me happy.
WHo could complain with that?
Nobody thats who!!!
I dunno whether to congratulate you or smack you for being so lucky!
Most of my girls have been pretty love/hate with porn. They never tell you what they like, but you throw on a DP vid and they start dripping with lust. Just like Colt .45, gets em every time! :Billy Dee Williams flashes a smile:
A smack would be congrats enough Hey-Zues, You know what you need to do, hold the gun to their head whilst your doing the dirty, they love it
What is this porn of which you speak?
What is it? Okay.. go to the restroom. Take off all your clothes. Look down. That's softcore porn. Grab the hair brush and start slowly putting into your.. and this is key.. VUH-JAI-NUH. Say it with me now.. vagina.
So you put that in there a couple hundred times, you rub that soft nub at the tub slowly and indirectly at first.. then you speed up and do it directly later.
While senob is filming it all! THAT IS PORN! GUA HAA!
Spleen
Banned?
I gave that a try, and it was going great until I realised I had a vagina and someone named senob was boinking it.
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