do you wank before a big date?

I always did my best to not "let loose" before a game, just so I could save up as much energy and aggressiveness as possible. But, I had sex before a game once and I think it might've been the worst game I've ever played. I went 0-3 with 2 strikeouts and an infield fly, and I don't think I even came close to throwing anybody out on defense. But, like you...I just didn't give a fuck. :1orglaugh

I must say, I had the opposite effect than you guys. I always noticed that I felt like I was "on top of the world" and could do anything right after I wanked. I felt seriously pumped up. So I would wank at home, drive like a madman to the game and even after I suited up, I would still be on this "high". People sometimes thought I was "juiced" how intense I was at the start of games. It would wear out around the 3rd inning after which I would pretty much feel normal. I don't know if this routine helped, but it felt pretty cool doing it for awhile.
 
I must say, I had the opposite effect than you guys. I always noticed that I felt like I was "on top of the world" and could do anything right after I wanked. I felt seriously pumped up. So I would wank at home, drive like a madman to the game and even after I suited up, I would still be on this "high". People sometimes thought I was "juiced" how intense I was at the start of games. It would wear out around the 3rd inning after which I would pretty much feel normal. I don't know if this routine helped, but it felt pretty cool doing it for awhile.

If only the other people knew the secret to your success you could have been unstoppable. :1orglaugh
 
I must say, I had the opposite effect than you guys. I always noticed that I felt like I was "on top of the world" and could do anything right after I wanked.

That explains why my boss is always so cocky and full of himself...he's just a big wanker.
 
If only the other people knew the secret to your success you could have been unstoppable. :1orglaugh

Yeah, well I proposed a circle-jerk session in the locker room, but it didn't go over too well. We couldn't get a girl who wanted to be in the middle, so....well....long story short, we had a sticky equipment manager.;)
 

Facetious

Moderated
I have, yes ! You see, if she's really gorgeous and willing, it helps for a guy to rid himself of the "surface charge". I mean . . . get it out of the way 'cause it's gonna cum easy.

It's the way to stop any premature ejak issues, particularly during those long lonely dry spells.
 
Important tip... GIVE YOURSELF ENOUGH TIME!



It's just plain bad-manners to still be 'Stroking the salami' while your out with your girl.
There is a certain etiquette to be observed...
inappropriate masturbation can ruin your whole evening and leave you with an expensive dry-cleaning bill.:hatsoff:
 
No. I focus my game, grooming and my clothes. I do not worry about preparing for sex. If you focus on having sex at the end of the date you probably won't get any. So wait until you get home to jerk off. Keep those other things sharp and the sex will come.:yinyang:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Never been on a date, so no.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Beats me, looks the same to me.
 

SBTNW

Banned
whats the difference between a big and a small date?

big date is when you're very excited about it, you really like the girl (or really want to fuck her, at least) and a small date is like: "ok, i got nothing to do, let's go out with this ugly-bad-breath bitch"
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
I wank before I go shopping, before going out to a restaurant, before going to work
 

SBTNW

Banned
how about this:
"Jerk Off... but don't cum. do this 3 or 4 times that day prior to the date and she'll definitely smell your pheromones. though it doesn't guarantee you'll score..., why not put the flag up?"
 
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