Do You Smoke?
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bigbadbrody
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three times a day? i dont mean to brag, but thats not that much.
I said "Was' not "am" LOL
I have done it more than 3 times a day LOL and I am not bragging
never smoked....only vices i have are nasty dirty sex.
oh . and coffee :wiggle:
oh . and coffee :wiggle:
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
Note my avy! Sadly though I don't smoke like I did a few years ago.
Can't afford to smoke that much for one...hell I have bills now! Fuck the real world! And for 2, random drug tests or if I'm injured at work it's an automatic drug test Delivering furniture, its a real damn good possiblity to get hurt everyday!
Can't afford to smoke that much for one...hell I have bills now! Fuck the real world! And for 2, random drug tests or if I'm injured at work it's an automatic drug test
Delivering furniture, its a real damn good possiblity to get hurt everyday!
Same here, I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, but man do I try to visit that boystown as often as I can. Though for now I won't be able to go for a while...can I bum a smoke?
bigbadbrody
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am I the only one here who spends the whole morning in the bathroom, after I have a cup of joe?
Iamforever
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nope. this is why i dont drink coffee. sometimes it comes out the hole it went in.:throwup:
bigbadbrody
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Thank god. Thats why I drink tea instead, doesn't give me the runs
Some of your posts have reminded me of one thing that I really miss from my Army days: Coffee.
Civilian coffee is weaker than goat piss and while my wife grinds and makes a fantastic cup for me every morning - it is still nothing compared to that battery acid you get in the military.
That shit will peel the roof of your mouth and keep you up for weeks!
cheers,
Civilian coffee is weaker than goat piss and while my wife grinds and makes a fantastic cup for me every morning - it is still nothing compared to that battery acid you get in the military.
That shit will peel the roof of your mouth and keep you up for weeks!
cheers,
bigbadbrody
Banned
Some of your posts have reminded me of one thing that I really miss from my Army days: Coffee.
Civilian coffee is weaker than goat piss and while my wife grinds and makes a fantastic cup for me every morning - it is still nothing compared to that battery acid you get in the military.
That shit will peel the roof of your mouth and keep you up for weeks!
cheers,
I bet you have a real sore asshole after drinking that stuff?? (if you know what i mean)
LOL. Not really :dunno:
About the only thing (liquid) that gives me queasy stomach is Guinness
Sorry to all the Guinness lovers out there but it is utter shit.
I'd rather drink kerosene... :crash:
cheers,
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
Your addicted to ice tea...and that's it??? Damn ice tea is your only vice fox? Must be nice! Wish that's all I was addicted to! I have a few vices! Most with negative side effects.
Cigarettes - lung cancer among about a gazillion other types of cancer
Booze - liver problems
Weed - not really vice as I only smoke like twice a week anymore
Dr. pepper - destroys teeth eventually
Porn - I dunno but gotta be something negative here
Motorcycles - will kill me if the rest of these don't do the job first
Speed - LOVE drivin fast! Probably not safe either!
I'm sure there are more just can't think of em off the top of my head! What's ice tea gonna do? Take care of thirst?
The one warning I can give you is keep tabs on your eating otherwise you'll get fat like I did. I quit smoking when I graduated college in 93, unfortunately I started eating because I quit.....and then got fat. Now, I'm working really hard to losing the weight, so far I've lost 40lbs....
nasty habit smoking, and its not cheap either, might as well just burn money
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
Well Legz, that's a lotta vices you have there, but you have to enjoy your life, they say everything is good for you if it doesn't kill you. Unfortunately smoking cigarettes does
Anyway, iced tea is my only vice of the food consumption kind. I am as into porn, having random sex, thinking about and playing soccer, and making up tournaments on freeones, as the next guy. And always talking politics and making everyone mad. I have my vices. Girls are by far my #1. I make up for all the non vices with girls. I'm an idiot. In that other "get to know people" thread I told everyone about that very dirty Amsterdam whore who made me do her unprotected. Then there were the shemales in the Bois De Boulogne. That vice can be life threatening. Well educated kid like me should know better.
Oh yeah and driving very, very fast is my vice too. Very, very, very fast, but never in suburban neighbourhoods. And cycling very very fast through British traffic. I hope I never get on a motorbike, I'll kill myself.
I drink over a gallon of iced tea a day. Too much sugar, too much caffeine, I think, too much liquid in general. So I piss once every 90 minutes or more. For example, I had to run out in the middle of damn "Casino Royale" when they were on the train to Montenegro, just to damn well piss.
Yea fucking whores unprotected isn't very smart. Motorbikes as you put it are damn fun...if you like speed, you really feel it on a motorcycle! Probably not good idea for you either.
Funny about pissin in the middle of casino royal. That's exactly the spot I had to leave too! But I had a huge cup of coffee before we went in to the theater. Never doin that again!
dave_rhino
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I smoke when i drink, which is quite a lot...
Although i can go months without one, so i don't really see myself as an addict.
When people ask if im a "smoker" i usually say no. Strange label in my opinion.
Although i can go months without one, so i don't really see myself as an addict.
When people ask if im a "smoker" i usually say no. Strange label in my opinion.
bigbadbrody
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Can you smoke a cigarette or even two and chug a beer at the same time and not have the cigarette(s) fall out of your mouth?
I seen Kramer on Seinfeld do it, and wondered if it was actually possible
