Do you prefer to masturbate to Christmas-themed porn over the holidays?

[Ike Stain]

Like it or not, it's a big question. I myself always try to seek out holiday-themed porn for added, "festive" feeling.
As pornographers, we have to plan months ahead to make sure we got the stuff for this special time of year,
but is it really worth all the effort? Is a smoking hot chick masturbating with a candy-cane really better
than a plain-vanilla dildo on December 25th? You tell me:

 

[STDiva]

No. I'm not into sexy santettes. Give me a girl in regular old lingerie getting fucked by a robot with tank wheels and I'm good.

 

[Ike Stain]

No. I'm not into sexy santettes. Give me a girl in regular old lingerie getting fucked by a robot with tank wheels and I'm good.

Watta scrooge! This is the time of year I use reindeer-bells as ben-wa balls.

 

[Shifty]

Where's the fucking snow Ike, ya noob?

It ain't Christmas if there's no snow ! ! !

 

[vodkazvictim]

I prefer to masturbate while looking at Ike stains posts.
I have his address.
One day I'll stand over him, masutrbating as he sleeps.

 

[L3ggy]

Thank you for the information Vodka.

 

[Ike Stain]

I prefer to masturbate while looking at Ike stains posts. One day I'll stand over him, masutrbating as he sleeps.

One day? You fricking did that to me last week!

 

[feelfree]

No. In fact, I actually avoid Christmas themed porno. It just doesn't do anything for me.

 

[rizwano]

yea. i always love cumming to christmas-themed porn.

 

[lurkingdirk]

During the holiday season I prefer to masturbate with a candy cane in my ass. Festive and spicy.

 

[AshleyJane]

I like to see all the sexy santa-esq lingerie. But I wouldnt search for it.

 

[Ike Stain]

During the holiday season I prefer to masturbate with a candy cane in my ass. Festive and spicy.

This is why I LOVE this guy.

 

[Shifty]

This is why I LOVE this guy.

<< First dibs on the candy cane! :yummie: :yesyes:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Who wants a "Chocolate" covered candy cane?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Who wants a "chocolate" covered candy cane?

You'd be surprised *raises hand*

On topic, I don't, as I feel that masturbating to porn representing a holiday and religion I don't celebrate seems sacrilegious. I'll stick to the usual Jewish scenario in which the rabbi hits on someone after he's finished blessing the food.

"Excuse me meydele, have you tried the brisket? It's quite filling."

 

[Ike Stain]

On topic, I don't, as I feel that masturbating to porn representing a holiday and religion I don't celebrate seems sacrilegious.

'zakly.

I masturbate to Mrs. Claus. I masturbate to lady-Jesus. I masturbate to ALL that shit.

 

[lurkingdirk]

'zakly.

I masturbate to Mrs. Claus. I masturbate to lady-Jesus. I masturbate to ALL that shit.

And Jesus, Santa, AND Mrs. Clause masturbate while thinking of you. So do the Wise Men. And their camels.

Happy holidays.

 

[D-rock]

No, not especially

Just out of curiosity do you actually make any normal porn?

 

[zimie]

The theme does not matter. Only that it be a good scene

 

[wigster]

And Jesus, Santa, AND Mrs. Clause masturbate while thinking of you. So do the Wise Men. And their camels.

Happy holidays.

Don't forget witches and the easter bunny!!