Do you guys like having your car hand-washed?
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Very nice! I would like to take my car over there to be washed. 
I’ll key you liberally.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
My primary ride is a motorcycle. I end up rinsing her off myself. I could easily be sucked in by one of those bikini girl set ups for sure. You never know, bikes attract girls. That not even up for debate.
My car gets a hand wash and polish once a year (the lucky thing). Not by me I might add. Washing a car is one of three things I find beneath me.
It's beneath you yet you only have it done once a year?
If it were beneath me, I'd have it done once a month at least.
fuck it, Chives, once every other day.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Don't ever (never, ever, never, never, ever) run a car with a paint job that you care about through any sort of car wash where brushes touch [NOBABE]the body[/NOBABE]. Hand washing all the way. A lot of guys with custom rods and show cars won't even hand wash with hard water because of the mineral deposits.
You miss the point (no surprise there).
apparently.
Correct.
Oh the stories I could tell about auto washes. Like the night me and some friends tied .5oz fishing sinkers to the spin brushes at a local joint. We waited patiently ******** **** in the woods across the street and got our victim. Of all people some black guy in a mint caddy. I was probably just as shocked as the black guy when I heard the pinging of the sinkers. We took off running and THE FUCKER SEEN US and took off on a dead run towards us. I've have NEVER ran faster in my life. He was defo gonna **** us. I wish I could erase that day from memory because later I felt bad for the guy, still do. Dumb teenage **** makes me wonder how I lived so long.
bobjustbob
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Driving back from Philly Park there were 2 Hooters girls with signs saying car wash. It was like 94 degrees and ...It was time for a car wash. I drive in and it was a benefit thing for sending **** of fallen soldiers money for college. Yea, I'm there. My car needs a wash.
So these military dudes bring me a lawn chair and begin to wash my car. Wait a minute Moe! As much as I appreciate young virile men, This was not what I signed up for. I say, "Hey, It's pretty hot up on that highway and I think they would appreciate a break to cool off." Oh, no problem. "Girls, take a break. Cool down." Let the hijinks begin.
Running and bouncing. Bouncing and running. Bouncing and bouncing down that hill. Wetting themselves with garden hoses. Wetting each other with garden hoses. And then it got soapy. These 2 babes didn't want to go back up that hill to that blistering heat and took their dear sweet time caring for my vehicle.
Another story. In Metuchen, NJ, a guy buys a multi-bay self carwash. He adds rolling doors and naked women wash your car for $25 a pop. Car doors and windows must be shut are the rules clearly displayed and reminded to the drivers at time of entry. No food or beverage is being served since there are already laws on the books concerning that. The town doesn't know how to deal with it. Town sent every cop, legislator, and whoever to find some prostitution or other violations. The place stayed open for about a year and a half. I guess the money wasn't worth the harassment.
So these military dudes bring me a lawn chair and begin to wash my car. Wait a minute Moe! As much as I appreciate young virile men, This was not what I signed up for. I say, "Hey, It's pretty hot up on that highway and I think they would appreciate a break to cool off." Oh, no problem. "Girls, take a break. Cool down." Let the hijinks begin.
Running and bouncing. Bouncing and running. Bouncing and bouncing down that hill. Wetting themselves with garden hoses. Wetting each other with garden hoses. And then it got soapy. These 2 babes didn't want to go back up that hill to that blistering heat and took their dear sweet time caring for my vehicle.
Another story. In Metuchen, NJ, a guy buys a multi-bay self carwash. He adds rolling doors and naked women wash your car for $25 a pop. Car doors and windows must be shut are the rules clearly displayed and reminded to the drivers at time of entry. No food or beverage is being served since there are already laws on the books concerning that. The town doesn't know how to deal with it. Town sent every cop, legislator, and whoever to find some prostitution or other violations. The place stayed open for about a year and a half. I guess the money wasn't worth the harassment.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
If you want to throw titties in the mix, I'll let you wash what ever you want.
All I know is the girl in the OP could easily win a "Best legs in the world" contest. Easily
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