Do You **** Email?

[Facetious]

When you see that you have received an email, do you usually think:

OK, what the fuck does THIS person want and without even looking to see who it is, you continue on doing whatever it was that you were doing?



just a curio is all

 

[Smallville417]

I still enjoy getting emails from my girlfriend, other than that I could care less about email.

 

[GregCentauro]

I only open emails from trusted contacts like the Nigerian senator who still owes me the million dollars he promised me after I had generously paid his lawyer.

 

[mrtrebus]

email? is that what a northern postman delivers?

 

[Facetious]

I only open emails from trusted contacts like the Nigerian senator who still owes me the million dollars he promised me after I had generously paid his lawyer.

^and that :uhem: ''Rhodesian'' account, ''Mugabe'' I think was the name . . . or was it Taylor? :dunno:

 

[Jagger69]

I only open emails from trusted contacts like the Nigerian senator who still owes me the million dollars he promised me after I had generously paid his lawyer.

Oh my yes I have been looking for you. I am the Nigerian senator the right honorable Mabu Ema Tossi and as I previously informed you I have graciously requested the transfer of $3.5 million US dollars currently secured by the Royal Bank of Scotland to be deposited in your account upon the ********** of your Visa card account number and PIN to secure this transaction. Please kindly submit this information via private message to Jagger69 at http://board.freeones.com and the funds shall be immediately released to your account. Have a blessed day.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I like email. For every email I get, that's one less phone call I have to make.

I **** the phone with a ***** the likes of which nature has never before known. But that's because I **** people, and talking to them is way worse than emailing.

 

[StanScratch]

I jerk off every time I get an email. The NewsMax ones make me shoot like a rocket.

 

[BlueBalls]

To use either '****' or 'love' to describe how I feel about email would really be a step too far because both terms really are too strong an emotion for one to feel for such a tool.

No, all I can say is that I'm nothing but indifferent to email. It really has no emotional hold over me whatsoever.

 

[mrtrebus]

Now rep me till it ******. . .

 

[biomech]

I have no problem with email, its the spam mail I ****.

 

[titsrock]

No, I don't think that way when I receive email. I like people. Email makes it very convenient to ignore them when I want to.

 

[Namreg]

Oh my yes I have been looking for you. I am the Nigerian senator the right honorable Mabu Ema Tossi and as I previously informed you I have graciously requested the transfer of $3.5 million US dollars currently secured by the Royal Bank of Scotland to be deposited in your account upon the ********** of your Visa card account number and PIN to secure this transaction. Please kindly submit this information via private message to Jagger69 at http://board.freeones.com and the funds shall be immediately released to your account. Have a blessed day.

totally fake. the real nigerian speakes engilsh likes these.

 

[titsrock]

Wouldn't this thread have worked, like, in 1997 :thefinger

 

[PirateKing]

Hmmm...I haven't checked my email in years. Should I?

 

[MrCandy]

I just got an "Email" from a friend that died ten years ago.

I did not think "Hell" had internet service, but they must have contacted
AT&T because he gets a low flat rate.

Just two legs and an arm is all it cost him!

 

[Member442]

I only **** all the spam crap a few people send me and that it has replaced me getting Christmas and birthday cards.. BRING BACK SNAIL MAIL.

 

[Frank Fire]

at time yes and at times no

 

[habo9]

I never bother with E-mail , if I want someone I will call them

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I received an email alerting me that this stupid thread was here. So yes, I love email.

How's that for Facetious. Possibly even ironic.