Do you do anything that's "Frowned Upon"?
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Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Oh yeah! But I sure as hell am not posting it for the world to see. But I will say this, I've never harmed a child, woman, or an elderly person.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I make sure to pull people's masks down before farting in their face.
Theopolis Q. Hossenffer
I am in America, not of it.
Probably but i am too much of a Philistines to know.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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My innapropriate morbid sense of humor occasionally has people looking for the exit door. You should have seen the look on peoples' faces the last time I held court at an 8 year old Filipino kid's birthday party.
I'll freely admit I'll let out SBD's in public. I'll high-tail it out of there like Bolt on crack so I'm not implicated though..
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I musta ate a pound of asparagus as a side dish for my supper one night. Then I went off to an independent wrestling show. I go take a piss and this yellow flaming pee comes shooting out of my cock. Behind me at six o'clock I can hear a guy burning rubber in his wheelchair hightailing it out of the handicap stall to escape the stench of my asparagus pee. If it smelled any worse I bet he would have rose from his chair and ran.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
It's disgustingly funny you post this. I sleep with a cpap machine, I have horrible sleep apnea, and according to the clinic that tested me, I was in the top 10 loudest snorer, he's ever heard, which I am oddly proud of. But anyway, so my cpap sucks in air, and has a thin fabric filter, but if I lay on my left side, which is most of the time, and the machine is on the night stand, on the left side, it pulls in the fart, and pumps the stink DIRECTLY into my mask. So instead of a few seconds of smell I could fan away, I get a minute or two of pure ass stench, concentrated, and blown straight up the nostrils. If I'm on the right, or my back, it's minimal, if at all. Unfortunately I sleep the best, on my left side.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
That cpap/crap machine doubles as a Dutch Oven.
I'm a large fella too that has broken my nose twice. I don't sleep like a bear but I can wake them up from hibernating from miles and miles away.
My wife is the first gal I've shared a bed with that doesn't complain about my snoring. She doesn't complain but she isn't deaf either. Glad I chose her to be with me for keeps.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
My wife and I didn't sleep in the same room for a few years because I snored so bad, but now I sleep like a rock. In fact, if the electricity goes out, and the machine stops, I wake up instantly. Go take a sleep test man, you'll get used to the mask, and eventually sleep so good. Trust me buddy, it's worth the money and effort to get it all set up.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I doubt you're the only one. In fact, I doubt you're the only one in this thread. Now if you poop in the shower, that would be a special kind of frown. A brown frown to be exact!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
At least your pee doesn't clog up the drain like my oatmeal-like semen. I try to have prepared excuses when I need to call the plumber.
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