Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was hoping to get this in before the ban hammer came down on someone who was integral in the survival of this POS thread but waste not, want not.
Put a bullet
into your brain.
Throw yourself
under a train.
Close your garage
and start up your car.
Take 90 pills
from a medicine jar.
And absolutely duct tape the trigger of your running chainsaw down, then lower your neck onto the whizzing blade out in your back yard where kids coming home from school will find you.
I know, the last part don't rhyme. Fuck it, I'm only good for three or for lines of verse.
Put a bullet
into your brain.
Throw yourself
under a train.
Close your garage
and start up your car.
Take 90 pills
from a medicine jar.
And absolutely duct tape the trigger of your running chainsaw down, then lower your neck onto the whizzing blade out in your back yard where kids coming home from school will find you.
I know, the last part don't rhyme. Fuck it, I'm only good for three or for lines of verse.
