Do You Allow Or Are You Ok If Your Pets See You Masturbating?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My cats are nice kitties but also judgemental bastards. I don't mind if they are in the toilet with me using my pulled down pants as a hammock while I make number two but I like to have quiet and be left alone to enjoy maximum pleasure and fulfillment while Punishing Percy.

I don't care, however, if they watch me do the sex to my wife as long as they don't lick my starfish.