If the choice is either pierced pussy or no pussy, then of course I choose pierced pussy. If the choice is pierced pussy or unpierced pussy, I chooce unpierced pussy. I don't like piercings...or tattoos for that matter.
Seriously, anyone ever get stopped with a metal detector? Miss, are you hiding a concealed weapon? Please remove your panties, I'm going to have to give you a thorough frisking.