I don't have a computer..
in order to post messages on here, I first dictate my message to a dictaphone, it is then written on the dried-out skin of a fiery dragon, by a tibetan monk, the message is placed into a hollowed-out unicorn's horn, sealed with wax and tied to the back of a golden eagle..
The eagle flies non-stop from Tibet to the dense jungles of South America, where tribal indians kill the eagle for food and pass the parchment to Lord Lucan, who in turn jumps on the back of Shergar and rides like the wind to a secret location in Canada, where the message is typed into a commodore 64 by chimpanzee...
The now digitized message is transmitted via satellite to the Freeones server..
Finally the message is ready to be displayed..
unfortunately it isn't shown, because the 'Server is busy'