Uh, well... are you pretending to be a lesbian who craves male attention but insists on talking about your "wife" every 15 minutes? To be a good "Boothbabe", you first must proclaim your
lesbianic nature (at least twice per day) on here and then go on to show pictures of your ass in skin tight shorts... and then talk about how you did your "wife" with a strap-on the night before. Oh yeah, and you have to be extremely sour toward anything and everything that makes other people happy - like birthdays, Christmas, newborn babies, puppies, kittens, bunnies, etc. Just remember, you **** men... and most everything else under the sun. In fact, you also **** the sun. I'm sure that Boothbabe was more of a moon person.
Are you up to that tall task? Just be warned, them are some big high heels to fill.