Do cocks grow more the more sex they have? Look inside! Holiday gift!

[alexpnz]

How many opinions and guesses did you carry to success? Since, since, since, then and then I'm cool!!!

Stuttering prick..

 

[squallumz]

i hope you burn yourself with the oven.

 

[CaptJamesTKirk]

I'm putting my phazer on ****

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Happy Thanksgiving! May your holidays be filled with all the losers who are just as stupid as you and not affraid to let the whole world read it! I could only wish for intelligent life, with hoes that really suck dick, and entertainment companies who really weren't predjudice, but what am I thinking this is for FreeOnes members! Good luck believing what you read this Thanksgiving and these upcoming Holidays! A little hard work could be hazordous to the industry from my view. These porn stars ain't too equip to travel to places like Pitsburgh knowing they have to suck yet another cock on video! The nightmares they must have about me?

 

[John10781]

He types like the guy from taxi sounds lol

 

[lurkingdirk]

Happy Thanksgiving! May your holidays be filled with all the losers who are just as stupid as you and not affraid to let the whole world read it! I could only wish for intelligent life, with hoes that really suck dick, and entertainment companies who really weren't predjudice, but what am I thinking this is for FreeOnes members! Good luck believing what you read this Thanksgiving and these upcoming Holidays! A little hard work could be hazordous to the industry from my view. These porn stars ain't too equip to travel to places like Pitsburgh knowing they have to suck yet another cock on video! The nightmares they must have about me?

I completely believe you have Asperger's syndrome.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

And some people never believe in anything! LOL

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Is it possible for a porn star to work with something like this?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I completely believe you have Asperger's syndrome.

That's failhell you're thinking of. This guy has Assgrabber's syndrome.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Is it possible for a porn star to work with something like this?

No it isn't, and it never ever will be, so you best stop trying now.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

It's funny your responses sound like looked up remarks to save someones' feelings' boohoo did someone close to you get hurt in they heart! Cry for me more i want to see my river i know you won't follow it to me! But it will be fun watching you waste your time! Lol

 

[Sicario]

I need a solution to my dick problem. My dick was once half my leg long with a gap between my balls and pubbicles I held my dick with my fist. She had 3 orgasms, I had one! Butt what a wonderful experience! Butt I want to know I don't get laid out here. It went away. It's because no sex. But I what the porn world to tell me is the girls out there who want to bring it back? I get buffed too. I might hit a growth spert? Find me, I'm a special kinda man that's hard to find! Use me I want to fit in the movies!

There is a very simple solution to this cock problem of yours.

First. Insert a catheter tube into your urinary tract.
Second. Pour water into a medium size pan and bring water to a boil after 10 minutes.
Third. Pour boiling water into the open end of catheter tube, but make sure you have a big enough funnel attached to it.

Problem solved. :hatsoff:

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Water balloons sounds more dangerous than surgery. But mine is all natural it's just been left alone for some time. I wonder if I'm so special I need a special girl. Or am I so unexperienced and stupid. I couldn't ask a girl home successfully if someone else paid them?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I'm thinking it's the inexperience and stupidity. For a braggart who claims to have a dick that was at one time 15 inches, I'm in total shock that you would have had to make a thread a while back asking Freeones to help you get a blowjob on your birthday. Another sign that you're full of ca-ca, methinks.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

How fuckin retarded is it it's like a holiday. For jerks who ask for help creating jobs. Then stealing them and pretending they the tough guys around here. I'll **** on Obama's face after I'm done with him, and fuck General Colin Powell up so bad, he gonna pretend he ***** just because I tell him too. I run **** round this bitch, i was being nice!

 

[StanScratch]

Water balloons sounds more dangerous than surgery. But mine is all natural it's just been left alone for some time. I wonder if I'm so special I need a special girl. Or am I so unexperienced and stupid. I couldn't ask a girl home successfully if someone else paid them?

It's that. In the bold. You are inexperienced and stupid.
That is not an insult. It is the truth. For, you see, there is no such thing as "unexperienced" - and as someone such as yourself who claims to speak English to such as fine extent as to have written the ultimate script, you should know this. But, you do not - therefor, you are inexperienced and stupid.
You are doomed to the existence, until the time your naked, rotting body is found in an alley, your own tongue shoved up your own ass.
Cheers, and Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[John_8581]

I need a solution to my dick problem. My dick was once half my leg long...

Really?

Question for ladies on penis size: My penis size fluctuates! And has been as big as 15 inches! But from lack of use, interest or whatever causes I am not attractive or sought after where I live. So, I rarely have sex. And my cock is a muscle that needs exercise to grow and stay visible.

Why is it so hard for a Porn Star work with a big cock instead of little one in the porn industry?

Said the "new" John Holmes of Freeones.



Yes. It's only in your mind. :rofl2:

 

[Jsmoothpa]

I knew I could make someone happy! LOl

 

[JasonCook78]

Really?



Said the "new" John Holmes of Freeones.



Yes. It's only in your mind. :rofl2:

:goodpost:

 

[eelover08]

I thought I was supposed to get a holiday gift if I looked at this thread.