Do bad stuff happen to you after you watch porn?

[hedonis]

The same week I watched sex, George H.W. Bush signed (into law (?)) that Amerikas Neutron Bomb Stockpile be dismembered . . . . to make the world a "safer place" !

Th' bloody id - yot ! :tongue:

Now they got 'em & we don't !

Go fig'r

I don't think anyone else had the neutron bomb- it's not a nuclear weapon in the traditional sense. It's a rather nasty weapon that basically saves the buildings and property, and microwaves enemy forces so that they cook to death over about a 5-6 hour time frame. It's actually a damn good thing we dismantled those.

As far as bad stuff happening to me after watching porn- I've never had a neutron bomb strike me, but once I was mauled by a grizzly bear and I died.

H

 

[amale]

last night
the water jug spilled over me after watching ............... lol

 

[biscuit]

Nothing extremely bad has ever happened. But a thought just hit me. If there is a place where we are punished. Imagine when you die you are took into a great hall. And the biggest TV that ever was was there, along with every creature and being that ever existed. And they start to play each time you boned off to something, and through the audio there is a direct channel to the thoughts you are havin and what you are sayin in your mind as you carry on each deed. Sure a lot of us would say thats funny, but considering how much porn Ive watched my face would be beetroot red as all those accusing eyes stared at me, grimaced, shook their heads etc. One thing is good though. After my punishment was over I could sit down and enjoy watching all you lot get your come uppance. LOL I think I thought about it too much

 

[free4440273]

Reminds me of masturbation being considered a 'sinful practice': Do it too often and you will go blind; grow hair on the palms of your hand etc. Last time I checked...:eek::1orglaugh

update1: no hair so far on the palms on my hands; eyesight seems OK, just slightly blurred