Maybe I'm just overreacting but it seems like bad stuff happens after I watch porn. For example, after I watch some porn, I have to use the bathroom. I go to the bathroom and put the toilet seat up (took a shit earlier) and start peeing. Then the toilet seat lands right on my penis. Then another time, I went downstairs to get some Kool Aid and I fall down the stairs. Anyone else with similar problems? Maybe some higher force or thing is trying to tell me to not watch so much porn or maybe I'm not watching enough? :o
Do bad stuff happen to you after you watch porn?
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dave_rhino
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You're probably just really clumsy and really paranoid.
Or maybe some force is trying to punish you.
Or maybe some force is trying to punish you.
I think someone should punish you. 
Can't be the porn,maybe something else you watch has more negative vibes.
http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/images/pornmovies.jpg
http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/images/pornmovies.jpg
Remember God, Allah, Hashem, Jesus, Buddha, Zeus and Ra are always watching your every move. They like to punish but it has to be funny too.
Remember God, Allah, Hashem, Jesus, Buddha, Zeus and Ra are always watching your every move. They like to punish but it has to be funny too.
Some denominations seem to have embraced our beloved porn.
http://www.franksporn.com/wp-content/jesussays.jpg
Do you stand like 10 feet away from the toilet seat or something? Maybe thats how they pee in the u.k? I will draw a pic of what I mean.
dave_rhino
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All Brits have 10 ft long cocks so we must stand that far away...
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
dick van cock
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Last time I watched porn (in 1948), my anus abruptly started to bleed
http://i16.tinypic.com/4vrg1a9.png
Fortunately, I'm still not dead (I think)
http://i16.tinypic.com/4vrg1a9.png
Fortunately, I'm still not dead (I think)
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I watched my first porn in 1977 and 6 years later I totalled my car. There just has to be a connection.
Phaeton
Banned
All the blood has left your head,
Your dehydrated,
Your heart rate just sped up.
Either take a nap or keep snacks handy. After watching porn, I sit around for an hour basking in my post coital glow, I wouldn't try anything as strenuous as walking.
...but damn, that scheme-picture of toilet seat hitting the dick is priceless! :rofl2:
I did not notice it when was reading thread for the first time LMAO! I can't think about it without laughing! Just imagine the whole stuff: not to be lazy to draw such a vivid picture, to explain how it hits your dick... and to post it at the board :rofl: ...and it was going as an example of the punishment for viewing porn! ... was it all invented without any weed been smoked?
maybe the most hilarious thread I ever read here! :1orglaugh
I did not notice it when was reading thread for the first time LMAO! I can't think about it without laughing! Just imagine the whole stuff: not to be lazy to draw such a vivid picture, to explain how it hits your dick... and to post it at the board :rofl: ...and it was going as an example of the punishment for viewing porn! ... was it all invented without any weed been smoked?
maybe the most hilarious thread I ever read here! :1orglaugh
