This is my first post here ... I've been lurking ... but couldn't pass this thread.
Back in the early 90s, I had just gotten out of the military and gotten a divorce, when I moved to New Orleans. I enrolled at UNO and started hanging out with these dudes that tore the town up! We used to go to this nudie bar (it's long gone now) called Maiden Voyage. My buddy was the door guy so he hooked us up with VIP passes (so cool then, but really don't amount to anything).
On the birthday of one of my friends, we decided to celebrate at Maiden Voyage. We were just kids having fun and started talking to the dancers. One in particular, whose stage name was "Madonna" took a liking to me. Later in the evening, we were getting pretty sauced and decided to leave. She asked me to stick around 'till she got off. I did and we made our way to Decatur St. (known as "Freakville" back in the day). We ended up at this bar called "The Crystal" (long gone, too) and started partying hard! About 5am, we decided to leave and I was going to drive home ... but "Madonna" said she had a hotel room at the Holiday Inn off Canal St. She asked me to go back to her room. We ended up at McDonald's right by the hotel, ate hamburgers, and went to her room. We had whiskey dick sex. It wasn't great nor was it awful.
The next day she asked me to take her to the mall to get some "clothes". We did and she offered to buy me some things. I declined. She told me she was from "across the lake" (Lake Pontchartrain), had a kid, and danced to support her child. She was really sweet, seemed like she wanted to hang out & possibly date (she told me I was very gentlemanly to her), and well ... I just took her back to her hotel and never saw her again.
About two years later, one of my buddies told me that "Madonna" was in Penthouse! I was the envy of all my friends. The sad thing is ... I never saw her layout, never asked for her real name, and never even thought about it until I saw this thread.
She may have posed in 1991, 1992, or 1993. Anyway, if anyone is familiar with any of the Pets during this time, I would love to know if any of them went by Madonna. Probably not, but worth a try.
Very cool thread, man! Thanks for taking me down memory lane!