StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I cannot wear a wrist watch at work. After ripping three of them off, I finally learned a few years ago, a watch in the pocket worked just fine. A month ago, my digital watch of 10 years finally ******, so it was time to get a new one.
I finally decided on a real pocket watch, complete with Normal Rockewell's Rain Delay, complete with chain.
Last night, I and my watch decided to go to the bathroom. Mind you, this was a public restroom where I work.
And, mind you, I did not make sure the chain of my new watch was not hanging in front of my zipper. Yes, that is right dear friends - I got Little Stan entangled in my watch chain. Imagine the looks I got as I was frantically tugging at myself, attempting to free my best friend from those bounds.
The moral of this story? Stop eating my pop tarts!
I finally decided on a real pocket watch, complete with Normal Rockewell's Rain Delay, complete with chain.
Last night, I and my watch decided to go to the bathroom. Mind you, this was a public restroom where I work.
And, mind you, I did not make sure the chain of my new watch was not hanging in front of my zipper. Yes, that is right dear friends - I got Little Stan entangled in my watch chain. Imagine the looks I got as I was frantically tugging at myself, attempting to free my best friend from those bounds.
The moral of this story? Stop eating my pop tarts!
