Denise Milani

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probitionate

INT - COUPLE'S LIVING ROOM - EVENING

The WIFE paces in front of her HUSBAND, who is frozen on the couch. NERVOUS. Finally, she sits.

WIFE
OK. I know you're gonna hate this...but I went into your FreeOnes account...and I read some of your posts.​

The husband is drop-jawed.

INT -FAMILY DINING ROOM - EVENING

At the family dinner table, the TEENAGED SON stares at his dinner. Speechless.

TEENAGED SISTER
Oh, come on! You do it to me all the time! You're ALWAYS going into my accounts! Posting fake Facebook stuff as if it was me!​

Teenaged Son looks daggers at her.

MOM
Billy... You seem obsessed.​

Billy hangs his head.

EXT -PARK BENCH- MORNING

GIRLFRIEND shakes her head at BOYFRIEND, as she rubs her belly; she's in her third trimester of her pregnancy.

GIRLFRIEND
I don't get it. You can look at MY tits anytime! What makes Denise Milani's nipples and areolae so fascinating that you have to make the effort to comment like some...some JUVENILE...on a message board that seems populated by guys that type with one hand?!?​

Here, Boyfriend gets this dreamy look on his face.

BOYFRIEND
You're right. You DON'T get it. She's a MARVEL OF THE UNIVERSE! She's BEYOND DESCRIPTION!​

She begins to say something, but he holds up his hand.

BOYFRIEND
I'm one of The Watchers. Charged with the responsibility of monitoring the ENTIRE INTERNET for the first sign of DNs.

GIRLFRIEND
'DNs'?!? Huh?

BOYFRIEND
(rolling his eyes)
Denise's Nipples.​

FADE OUT
​



You guys are freakin' HILARIOUS.

Seriously.

I'd love to hear what your friends, families, wives and/or girlfriends would say if they knew about your special brand of geekness.

OK; back to your posts... (pun fully intended)
 
modelagent_4u

modelagent_4u

Is it me...or...has the playing field changed for models since Denise Milani threw her hat into the ring since her SportsByBrooke days?

Personally, I can't think of a model today that surpasses the majestic, beyond stunning beauty of Denise Milani. The equals that I can only come up with include - Brooke Becker, Heidi Klum , Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, Halle Berry- to name a few.
 
europorn

europorn

probitionate said:
INT - COUPLE'S LIVING ROOM - EVENING

The WIFE paces in front of her HUSBAND, who is frozen on the couch. NERVOUS. Finally, she sits.

WIFE
OK. I know you're gonna hate this...but I went into your FreeOnes account...and I read some of your posts.​

The husband is drop-jawed.

INT -FAMILY DINING ROOM - EVENING

At the family dinner table, the TEENAGED SON stares at his dinner. Speechless.

TEENAGED SISTER
Oh, come on! You do it to me all the time! You're ALWAYS going into my accounts! Posting fake Facebook stuff as if it was me!​

Teenaged Son looks daggers at her.

MOM
Billy... You seem obsessed.​

Billy hangs his head.

EXT -PARK BENCH- MORNING

GIRLFRIEND shakes her head at BOYFRIEND, as she rubs her belly; she's in her third trimester of her pregnancy.

GIRLFRIEND
I don't get it. You can look at MY tits anytime! What makes Denise Milani's nipples and areolae so fascinating that you have to make the effort to comment like some...some JUVENILE...on a message board that seems populated by guys that type with one hand?!?​

Here, Boyfriend gets this dreamy look on his face.

BOYFRIEND
You're right. You DON'T get it. She's a MARVEL OF THE UNIVERSE! She's BEYOND DESCRIPTION!​

She begins to say something, but he holds up his hand.

BOYFRIEND
I'm one of The Watchers. Charged with the responsibility of monitoring the ENTIRE INTERNET for the first sign of DNs.

GIRLFRIEND
'DNs'?!? Huh?

BOYFRIEND
(rolling his eyes)
Denise's Nipples.​

FADE OUT
​



You guys are freakin' HILARIOUS.

Seriously.

I'd love to hear what your friends, families, wives and/or girlfriends would say if they knew about your special brand of geekness.

OK; back to your posts... (pun fully intended)
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TROLL I want my time back !!!
If your gonna do it at least make it funny !!


:wave2::thumbsup::thumbsup::wave2:
 
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probitionate

to: europorn:

I'd be happy to 'give you your time back'.

I'm sure you could use it well. LMAO

BTW; you really need to go check the definition of 'troll' in the Internet sense. I'm a huge fan of Ms Milani's. Trolls are, by nature, misanthropes and have nothing to contribute past their own bile. If I wasn't of a like-mind as most who frequent these boards, I wouldn't be here. However, I don't suffer fools gladly, and if I witness ridiculous behaviour, I comment. (That you didn't fine humour in my little offering is...well...par for the course; I'd expect most everyone I was taking the piss out of to 'not get it'...nd I'd wager that you're the president of this 'I Don't Get It' club.) Once again, I say: I'd love to hear any of you truly obsessive types, the Nipple Geeks, rationalize your comments to just about anyone in your world. Really; I'd PAY for a YouTube offering of this.

Yes, the offer's open.
 
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