Dear Petra or.....if needed....Roald..............but mainly Petra

Hire me :weeping:


Apparently in today's world there really isn't that big of a market for hair metal tribute bands, Who knew?!?!

My qualifications:

I once was a forum's moderator
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I enjoy porn
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That is pretty much all of them.



So what do ya say?

Now, when you say hair band...what do you mean? I'm not giving you shit...I fucking love the 80's...and when hair bands are mentioned, that's what I think of....but, there were different vibes in the 80's as far as hair bands went...so, it's not like I have any say in the hiring process, but I am curious...where do you see yourself fitting in the most? Cinderella? KIX? Van Halen? Poison? Motley Crue? Warrant? Faster Pussycat? Skid Row? Def Leopard? Shit man, I could go on, but inquiring minds need to know...and a kind fuck you, because I now need to shift my vibe from reggae to 80's...damn it...wasn't planning on going this route tonight...:banger:
 

xanaXXX_123

Closed Account
i wish they would hire me. i would let pedro fuck mah chit box with her tentadick while reggie sits on my face. with rolaids and andrea watching. just imagine. freaking awesome and hot!

:cthulhu:
 
i wish they would hire me. i would let pedro fuck mah chit box with her tentadick while reggie sits on my face. with rolaids and andrea watching. just imagine. freaking awesome and hot!

:cthulhu:

Ummm....yeah....just keeping smoking your fucking meth...btw...how many teeth have you lost today? Just wondering...fuckin' chickenhead...
 
i wish they would hire me. i would let pedro fuck mah chit box with her tentadick while reggie sits on my face. with rolaids and andrea watching. just imagine. freaking awesome and hot!

:cthulhu:

Vote for Pedro!!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Does that go for anyone? What do you want me to write about? Also, do you need anything rigged, lit, built, or heard over there? Because I can definitely do all of the above. :)

If you were in Florida, I probably could have used you to rig a red carpet and lighting. But alas...you're up in Jersy.

Petra and Roald are only good together for 3 ways on a train.

It has been documented.

:2 cents:

This is fairly true.
 
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