Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

Hi. This is my first post. I'm an aspiring porn star. I've done my homework on this and I already know how to become one. But I was wondering how much a guy could get away with in terms of looks. Sometimes I see guys who look average. (and I'm not referring to their cocks) Ya know, guys with hairy chests, etc. I prefer gonzo porn. I think porn should be sleazy. The guys that are average seem to be the exception, not the rule. I'm thinking about changing my style but I like the way it is now. I know that if I get a girlfriend who is hot enough for porn and she says she will only work with me, I can get in. I also would like to start my own porn business but I might keep that as a long term goal. If I work for myself I can look however I want right? So, what advice do you have? What would turn you off so much that you would not want to work with a guy? Porn is a fantasy for the viewer. My fantasy is to be that average looking guy banging that adorrable chick because it's sleazy. I apologize if my rambling has made this unclear. I'm doing this off the top of my head. It's something I've been racking my brains about and I just want to move on. I would appreciate your help. Thanks.
 
So, what's up sluts? I guess I got that wrong. OCSMs. I'm a metalhead with long hair. I admire guys like Brian Surewood and Dirty Harry because they look like fuckin' scumbags and watching them fuck women like Lauren Phoenix is so hot and naughty. And then there's Rob Rotten and Spider Jonez. So, I guess it's just a matter of what the producer's lookin' for. Guys with lots of tattoos are good for the alternative girl genre. And guys like Dirty Harry and Brian Surewood are good for slapin' around and gang bangin' teens and that's usually what I see them doin'. That would suit me just fine. I also like to be silly. Brian Surewood is like that. That would be good for puttin' the girls at ease. I'm kinda over this. I just thought it was about time I posted something again. Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.
 
Hi. This is my first post. I'm an aspiring porn star. I've done my homework on this and I already know how to become one. But I was wondering how much a guy could get away with in terms of looks. Sometimes I see guys who look average. (and I'm not referring to their cocks) Ya know, guys with hairy chests, etc. I prefer gonzo porn. I think porn should be sleazy. The guys that are average seem to be the exception, not the rule. I'm thinking about changing my style but I like the way it is now. I know that if I get a girlfriend who is hot enough for porn and she says she will only work with me, I can get in. I also would like to start my own porn business but I might keep that as a long term goal. If I work for myself I can look however I want right? So, what advice do you have? What would turn you off so much that you would not want to work with a guy? Porn is a fantasy for the viewer. My fantasy is to be that average looking guy banging that adorrable chick because it's sleazy. I apologize if my rambling has made this unclear. I'm doing this off the top of my head. It's something I've been racking my brains about and I just want to move on. I would appreciate your help. Thanks.

you know that male pornstars sometime do gay porn too.
 
A 35 year old aspiring porn star who admires men who look like "fuckin' scumbags". Makes thread about aspiring career which receives the appropriate level of attention i.e none.

Comes back almost a year later saying "I'm kinda over this" and asks for our feedback about it.

Feedback on what? You were arrogant to believe you had what it takes to become a porn star, failed at it and want us to offer what exactly? Words of comfort? Encouragement? Help us help you.

Not one straight male watching porn gives the first hint of a shit about the male talent in any video. Peter North could be done up in make up to resemble Ronald Fucking McDonald and it wouldn't matter.

Male talent exists to make the girl look good, they are props with the sole purpose of over enthusiastically fucking the girl at comical length and then put the extent of their acting ability into the delivery of their neanderthal like grunts as their vitamin enhanced ejaculatory fluids erupt over their acting partner.

Would I wanna be a porn star? Not a chance. Am I jealous of those who are? Hell no.
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member
So, what's up sluts? I guess I got that wrong. OCSMs. I'm a metalhead with long hair. I admire guys like Brian Surewood and Dirty Harry because they look like fuckin' scumbags and watching them fuck women like Lauren Phoenix is so hot and naughty. And then there's Rob Rotten and Spider Jonez. So, I guess it's just a matter of what the producer's lookin' for. Guys with lots of tattoos are good for the alternative girl genre. And guys like Dirty Harry and Brian Surewood are good for slapin' around and gang bangin' teens and that's usually what I see them doin'. That would suit me just fine. I also like to be silly. Brian Surewood is like that. That would be good for puttin' the girls at ease. I'm kinda over this. I just thought it was about time I posted something again. Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Deal breaker.....
 
Deal breaker, as in: What would make you NOT wanna work with a male porn star?

Note the bolded part where she quoted you. Now note her response. She knows what you mean. She's saying you're an asshole and that's a deal breaker.

I shouldn't have had to point that out.
 
A 35 year old aspiring porn star who admires men who look like "fuckin' scumbags". Makes thread about aspiring career which receives the appropriate level of attention i.e none.

Comes back almost a year later saying "I'm kinda over this" and asks for our feedback about it.

Feedback on what? You were arrogant to believe you had what it takes to become a porn star, failed at it and want us to offer what exactly? Words of comfort? Encouragement? Help us help you.

Not one straight male watching porn gives the first hint of a shit about the male talent in any video. Peter North could be done up in make up to resemble Ronald Fucking McDonald and it wouldn't matter.

Male talent exists to make the girl look good, they are props with the sole purpose of over enthusiastically fucking the girl at comical length and then put the extent of their acting ability into the delivery of their neanderthal like grunts as their vitamin enhanced ejaculatory fluids erupt over their acting partner.

Would I wanna be a porn star? Not a chance. Am I jealous of those who are? Hell no.

The appropriate level of attention... Yeah, because I'm on a website about porn. (babes to be exact) Yeah, cause the best you losers can come up with is yet another thread about how you wanna cum in Heather Summer's hair, bla, bla, bla. All you know about me is I'm 35 and I wanna be a porn star. (Why do people always mention my age, like that somehow disqualifies me? It's just a number. Get over it. You're only as old as you feel.) So, how is that you can know weather or not I have what it takes to be a porn star? You wouldn't take $500 to fuck the shit out of Nikki Hunter? Perhaps you're gay. To each his own.

Nice to know there are others here that like Cthuluhu.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
"All you know about me is that I'm 35 and I wanna be a porn star"

And that's all we want to know about you. You haven't even made 10 posts here and you've already alienated 2 people whose opinions and advice would matter most in furthering your career. You're not the first one to post here about how you want to break into the industry or wanting information on how to achieve your fantasy, and you won't be the last. You say you've done your homework on this, what homework is there exactly? You have to get an erection, fuck some girl, and cum on demand, and if you can't do that you won't ever get hired again, last time I checked knowing that didn't require studying or a Ph.D. We mention your age because you've got that working against you, as you get older it's going to be harder for you to get and maintain an erection, it's a fact of life. We wouldn't take $500 to fuck the shit out of Nicki Hunter? You'd be lucky if you even got $200 as your starting fee.
 
So, what's up sluts? I guess I got that wrong. OCSMs. I'm a metalhead with long hair. I admire guys like Brian Surewood and Dirty Harry because they look like fuckin' scumbags and watching them fuck women like Lauren Phoenix is so hot and naughty. And then there's Rob Rotten and Spider Jonez. So, I guess it's just a matter of what the producer's lookin' for. Guys with lots of tattoos are good for the alternative girl genre. And guys like Dirty Harry and Brian Surewood are good for slapin' around and gang bangin' teens and that's usually what I see them doin'. That would suit me just fine. I also like to be silly. Brian Surewood is like that. That would be good for puttin' the girls at ease. I'm kinda over this. I just thought it was about time I posted something again. Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Rarely have so many words been used to say so little.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
See now, Mason. You started off wrong. First you gotta get a reputation as a quality fluffer. Then you gotta get featured in twink movies. Then, after a few years of being on the receiving end of donkey punches, shrimping, and other things people in decent society don't want to acknowledge, then you start the auditions for boy/girl stuff. Even then it's not guaranteed. So keep chugging cocks and maybe someday you'll get your big break and work in snuff films. As an extra. Or the victim.

Either way I don't give two rancid farts for your career path. Maybe one rancid fart. My dog is being dizzied by the other one I just promised. No kidding, it was so loud it startled her awake and she's now basking in my glory.

Wait. What was I writing about? James Gandolfini dying? No, that wasn't it. Asshead starting another pedantic thread? Maybe. Fuck off, asarri. Just throwing that out there in case he stumbles into this gem of a failure.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
See now, Mason. You started off wrong. First you gotta get a reputation as a quality fluffer. Then you gotta get featured in twink movies. Then, after a few years of being on the receiving end of donkey punches, shrimping, and other things people in decent society don't want to acknowledge, then you start the auditions for boy/girl stuff. Even then it's not guaranteed. So keep chugging cocks and maybe someday you'll get your big break and work in snuff films. As an extra. Or the victim.

Either way I don't give two rancid farts for your career path. Maybe one rancid fart. My dog is being dizzied by the other one I just promised. No kidding, it was so loud it startled her awake and she's now basking in my glory.

Wait. What was I writing about? James Gandolfini dying? No, that wasn't it. Asshead starting another pedantic thread? Maybe. Fuck off, asarri. Just throwing that out there in case he stumbles into this gem of a failure.

i lost it at shrimping.
 
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