Day Jobs?

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
 
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you going to have those TPS reports for us this afternoon? Ah, well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk...

I'm not a geek, really. Ok. I am.
 
I send threatening letters to whatever famous person pisses me off that particular week.

The money isn't that great and the legality issues that arise every once in a while can get very stressful. But I'm doing what I love, who else can say that?

The ***** has become a reality baby! :nanner:
 
Webmaster (but I prefer the term webmistress).
Not only for my site(s) but I do have an actual graphics and web design business.


One day I'm gonna sit on my hiney and do nothin'. Just gotta find that sugar *****. ;)
 
Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you going to have those TPS reports for us this afternoon? Ah, well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk...

I'm not a geek, really. Ok. I am.

Not now Laumburgh, in fact your going to have to catch me at another time. I have a meeting with the Bobs right now.
 
I do things, someone sends me money for it every month. It's not that hard, you could do it but you don't, I guess.

Time for another ****....
 
I work in the garden department at an orange-obsessed retailer whose name rhymes with Blome Bepot.
 
Webmaster (but I prefer the term webmistress).
Not only for my site(s) but I do have an actual graphics and web design business.


One day I'm gonna sit on my hiney and do nothin'. Just gotta find that sugar *****. ;)

Hai thar!! My name is Steve, and I have lots of sugar.
 
Day job? Is that kind of like a blow job???

What the hell is a job?

I've always wondered about this phrase. Emphasizing that someone has a job where they work during the day implies that they could have some other job where they don't work during the day.

Does this refer to alternative sources of income such as investments or peddling ***** to ****? Or is it a distinction between daytime and nighttime workers?

You never hear anyone talk about their night job, unless they are moonlighting. But many people do work at night, and not just prostitutes. If you work at night as your primary source of income is it still your day job?
 
I've always wondered about this phrase. Emphasizing that someone has a job where they work during the day implies that they could have some other job where they don't work during the day.

Does this refer to alternative sources of income such as investments or peddling ***** to ****? Or is it a distinction between daytime and nighttime workers?

You never hear anyone talk about their night job, unless they are moonlighting. But many people do work at night, and not just prostitutes. If you work at night as your primary source of income is it still your day job?

I can answer that from the perspective of someone who works a significant amount of time at night. Even though stagehands do roughly half of their work at night, we still consider it our day job. Well, those of us who make our living off it, anyway.
 
Well if you can call it that, I'm on the water most of the time...:cool:
 
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