Having had cats all my life, I am pretty sure the cat is getting the **** for himself.
No doubt about that, and half way through it, when you find the cat ******** it and say "What the hell, Patches?", the cat will just stare at you a moment then go "Oh, you wanted one? When you said 'kitty, go get a ****', I thought you meant for me to get one for myself."
I'm just glad my cats can't open the fridge.