Cybersex Gone Wrong (no Pics)

[Rush]

Got this from GFY Webmaster Board.

CYBERSEX GONE WRONG

 

[Sutty]

That is piss funny

 

[xxx182]

That was the funniest thing I've ever read! :nanner:

 

[bibo]

yeah... I´ve seen this one already and it took me a full day to recover from laughing.

 

[Reverend Ebb]

Funny, funny stuff, my good man.

 

[Famousbabes]

WOOT.

 

[Atarius]

this has to be one of the best parts....


bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!


:bowdown:

 

[Esoteric]

I've read all those before, but still, they are fucking hilarious!

 

[Slackercrumbs]

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

that's awesome!

so freaking funny

 

[Slackercrumbs]

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

holy shit!

 

[AngelOfDeath]

Poo nuggets hanging from ass hair!
:rofl:

 

[Slam]

Haha the classics.

 

[juballs]

oh god.... the legend of bloodninja makes a re-appearance. funny stuff still!

 

[SeraphiM]

Great stuff, I've read it a 100 times, but still manage to break a smile

 

[member20672]

LMFAO...always makes me laugh:rofl:

 

[os12tr]

That was good. I can't stop laughing, yet somewhere in the back of my mind I feel bad for the other users.

 

[badboyt4l]

lol those are good i have seen them before......just makes me love messing with people online that much more

 

[hhhaaarrrddd!!!]

that pirate one is so fucking funny, and the second wizard one, hah

 

[RogueWolf]

Oh my gosh...I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!!!
:rofl2:

 

[Scree]

I must have laughed for a half an hour. I don't know why but it's just so damn funny to me. Thanks a lot I really needed that. rep for you:thumbsup: