Cure my sunburn !

Go to Wal Mart to find the cheapest products, however Target has a store brand of aloe vera that works well.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Have random strangers slap the affected area. I'm always down with that. Where do you live?

Seriously, I'm sorry you're in pain. Don't go back out into the sunlight. Use that Aloe Vera crap and be sure to save your peeled skin to snack on later.:D
 
You may think I'm crazy but I know a very good cure against big surnburst : Yoghurt

Spread it on the bursts and massage until it penetrates under your skin, wait for about 20 minutes until it's dry then have a shower and go to bed.
Tomorrow you'le be fibe.

I know it's kinda weird but you can believe me it works, I have it from during a trip in Turkye by a turk guy who said it to me one day i had terrible suburst.
I've personaly tested it a few years ago...

Off course, avoid flavoured yoghurts or fruit yoghurts. The most basic the yoghurt is, the better it works.
 
This is gonna sound as strange as the yogurt thing...but dump a bucket of Quaker oats (not the instant kind, the kind that come in the round barrel looking can) into a lukewarm bath.

Get in, preferably with someone you enjoy bathing with, and use handfuls of the moistened oats to "soap" yourself up. This is especially good if you start peeling.

Also a few drops of Lavender essential oil in the bathwater too.

You can also mix some lavender essential oil into some plain Vitamin E oil and massage that into your dry skin.
 
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