Cum on your pics

[AndyHunter]

I can't send you a picture of my pussy because I'm a grown ass man and don't have one, but I can send you a close-up shot of me spreading my ass cheeks apart, revealing my tender balloon knot for you. That is, if you want me to.

Errrrr, could you please send that to me as well - purely for educational purposes!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I can't send you a picture of my pussy because I'm a grown ass man and don't have one, but I can send you a close-up shot of me spreading my ass cheeks apart, revealing my tender balloon knot for you. That is, if you want me to.

Eeeeew! I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[tunsty]

I can't send you a picture of my pussy because I'm a grown ass man and don't have one, but I can send you a close-up shot of me spreading my ass cheeks apart, revealing my tender balloon knot for you. That is, if you want me to.

I'll have one... but only if you autograph it.

 

[Torre82]

Cum on pics? No.
Cum TO pics? Yes.
Cum frequently to pics? Not so much, really. Too much porn, not enough hottie. I like amateur shots.
Cum frequently? Sadly so. This is a sack that keeps refilling! ::fapfapfap::

 

[RealMenSwallow]

I have an idea, why don't I start a thread about me taking a shit on people's pictures then posting them up on my web page. Wouldn't that be just swell? Then I could piss on the photos after I took a nice dump on them, and finally cum on top of all of that. Then take a big lick out of the center so you can see your face a little better, and because it tastes "Oh, so sweet".

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I am really shocked. Shocked, I say, that not a single lady has taken him up on this offer.