Crying during masturbation

i've heard of it before. never with me personally, but apparently many people feel incredibly ashamed after masturbating, which i guess could lead them to cry. also, i've been told that when males are clinically depressed, they masturbate constantly. i'm sure this isn't always the case, but if they are depressed, perhaps they cry after because it just makes them feel worse for some reason.
i don't know, thats my input, though.
 
:wtf: I've never heard of anyone waxing his carrot and crying at the same time. What I did do once was, on the day when I broke up with my girlfriend, I cried, and then I beat off, but I wasn't crying during the festivities.
 
I can't recall. I will admit that I have cried either before or after masturbation.

I've heard that many woman cry during or after sex. I'm not really sure what the phenomenon is there.

but keep in mind that sex and sexual release (by that I mean orgasm) is not always entirely about pleasure. it could be about relating to the sense of intimacy experienced during sex, and trying to recreate that feeling through masturbation or climax. In that way it could be coupled with sadness and longing.
 
I'm pretty wild in bed with myself, and once I was so over the top, I accidentally punched myself right in the sack. Well, I didn't want to give up the orgasm, so I kept going, but I cried like a baby the whole time. It was sweet pain...



Not really, but I'm feeling strange tonight. Must be the funyons...
 

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I can't get past the mere thought of it.
It's like mixing an alkaline and and acid, like eating an ice cream cone while watching your hand getting crushed in a vice, IMO

√ inconceivable

You're perfectly normal, Sputs :yesyes:

Agree
 
Cant say Ive come across this little "Act" (for lack of a better word) before and I have to agree with you, Sputnikgirl. Crying and masturbating just dosent seem like a good mix.
 
Crying during masturbation, thats pretty pathetic

not if your using your own tears for lubricant... then it's just cost effective. :thumbsup:
 
My babe sometimes cry during intercourse. It usually happens when I ride her really hard and fast for a long time. She will come quite a few times as well and afterwards the tears will be flowing. First time it happened I thought I was hurting her, but she insists its not hurting, but rather a special pleasure.
Has not happened during masturbation though.
 
The man deserves the rep I just gave him. :hatsoff:

thanks dude i think i come up with some great shit on here but i guess a lot of people don't share my sense of humor. :confused:
 
i DO think i come up with good shit, but that post was actually a thank-you.

post count plus 2.

by the by i really don't give a fuck about post counts. i'm at work while i'm on here and i post when i get a chance.
 
nobody on here has a sense of humor :cry:

You can have some of my rep if that'll make you happy, little guy.
 
hey senob can i ask you a question?
 
Shoot. Does anyone remember that website that posted birds eye footage of peoples faces whilst masterbating? I can't find it.

Funny you mention that. I've always fancied "I cry when I masterbate" for the abusurdist statement that it is. I've shouted it at ball games and considered putting it on a t-shirt.

The french refer to it as "the little death" I believe. It does address the yearning and whimpering contortions we make, but full on sobbing whilst masterbating? No. I know it's near impossible, even with my relentless libido, to get wood if you've got the blues. On the other hand I have cum so hard that I looked and sounded pretty close.

There does seem to be a gray area, which explains peoples tortured expressions whilst jillin/jackin off. And that seems to be what Mr. Lynch was amplifying for dramatic sake. So crying whilst depressed? No. But crying and masterbating as cartharsis. Why not? That would be intense.

D.

Hmm...
Edit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_little_death
 
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I cry at all times when I'm NOT masturbating. Otherwise I'm fine.
 
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